The Awkward Rap | mancouch

Saturday, 11 July 2009

The Awkward Rap
Speaking of being awkward... here's a video that highlights just about every awkward move we discussed.

Note the previously mentioned awkward moves:
- Saying "you too" to the waiter after he says, "Enjoy your meal"
- The Sidewalk Shuffle
- Saying Goodbye and walking down the Sidewalk in the Same Direction
And a few more:
- Waving back to someone... who is waving to someone behind you.
- Giving a hug when someone just wanted a handshake
- Accidentally calling someone on your cell, then having to pretend to talk to them.
On a scale from 1-10, how awkward would you say you are?

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Comments (15)

+ Running into your beau's roomates after a particularly...loud night. [One of those don't-ask-don't-tell policy moments.]
+ Knowing your family probably reads your blog.

A year ago I would've said a 10. Now...5ish. But it's a sliding scale.
- 7/11/2009 5:09 PM
- randompearls@xanga (message)
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lol, I think I have done like 90% of that stuff.
- 7/11/2009 5:31 PM
- Anonymous
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HAHA!! Ending was a little corny, but pretty damn funny overall. Too bad Xanga doesn't have a reblogging option. I guess Rec's are the closest thing.
On a scale of 1-10, definitely 10++++++++!!!
- 7/11/2009 5:53 PM
- mZdejavuZ@xanga (message)
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I've done all of these. Except for the handshake part. I've never shaken the hand of a woman. Even when she held out her hand to do so.
- 7/11/2009 7:33 PM
- FracturedOne@xanga (message)
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hahaha that was great.
- 7/12/2009 12:28 AM
- kaylamae31@xanga (message)
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"Excuse me i cannot reach the top rack, but oh you don't work here, you're just black!"
wow, that was horribly funny. xD
- 7/12/2009 1:15 AM
- MellowMelissa@xanga (message)
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I'm a 10 for awkward, definitely. ;) I don't know, some people find it endearing, hahahha.
- 7/12/2009 3:20 AM
- music_of_the_heart08@xanga (message)
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By the way, that was freakin' hilarious! Bout time mancouch recongnized College Humour!
- 7/12/2009 3:22 AM
- music_of_the_heart08@xanga (message)
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who the hell "accidentally" randomly grabs someones boob like that?
- 7/12/2009 8:32 AM
- dioxypop@xanga (message)
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LOLL
- 7/12/2009 5:53 PM
- withlove_c@xanga (message)
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Ahha! I have done all those things.. I'd prolly say ina 8 on the awkward scale. If possible i try act like its all normal.... ahahah
- 7/12/2009 10:17 PM
- JordanneElizabeth@xanga (message)
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lol. talking loud over the music, then it stops and you're still talking loud. That's the worst.
- 7/13/2009 11:49 AM
- CombinedEffort@xanga (message)
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LOL. Oh god.
- 7/13/2009 4:30 PM
- naguyin@xanga (message)
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LOL..... I never do any of those.... often....
- 7/14/2009 3:55 PM
- echois23@xanga (message)
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7. i'm pretty awkward. i have to admit. but i always just throw up an awkward turtle or turkey to alleviate the situation to my fun little awkward animal. :]
oh and i totaly had that "do you know where the 'insert product' is?" "sorry, i uh don't work here..."
i get it...all the time.
AND NOT TO MENTION...when people mistake my sisters as my children...I AM NOT THAT OLD. :/
- 7/19/2009 3:42 AM
- PiscesPhishie@xanga (message)
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