Friday, 10 July 2009

  • Counter to the Physics of Peeing for Men.



    Peeing for a girl is not easy. "In fact, I would like to retaliate and say that it's easier for girls to pee because all they have to do is sit there and let it out, plus they get good exercise out of squatting. When a guy pees, it requires thinking."

    It is not easy at all for girls to pee.
    There are obviously major misconceptions on both sides of the gender spectrum.

    1. When a girl pees, she usually has to sit down. Do you not understand how dirty most toilet seats are, especially in public restrooms. There are a million thoughts running through our heads. To sit or not to sit? Are there any toilet seat covers? Usually the answer is no. Is there any toilet paper? Usually the answer is no. And if there is toilet paper, it's the hard, very thin kind. Ladies know what I'm talking about. It's the one that you have to be gentle with because if you pull too hard, you only get one sheet, and if you don't pull hard enough then nothing comes out. Girls praise nice clean bathrooms.

    2. Pee does not shoot out at the same rate all the time. You're right about that one. It can even affect girls. If we really have to go, it can shoot all over the place, even run down our leg. [I've heard stories.] Peeing for women can be very messy at times. It is very uncomfortable to have to wipe your leg and other parts afterward. You just feel icky the rest of the day. And have men ever had that moment when the automatic toilet flushes mid-urination? Maybe but not likely.

    3. I'm trying not to get graphic but to explain it fully, men have to understand that we have to landscape. If our grass isn't cut, then, well to be frank, leaves and such [ie tissue] get attached to the grass. I hope you're following my drift. And don't even get me started about using the bathroom when it rains. [ie, our period, and no, it doesn't really "rain"]

    4. Last but not least, squatting... really? There's nothing fun about squatting. Sometimes the bathroom is so dirty that we're forced to and that alone leaves lots of room for errors. Like when I mentioned the liquid running down our leg. One little shift while we're squatting and our whole day is ruined and sticky. Yuck.

    So I don't think either side has it easier than the other. Our bathroom breaks do require thinking, maybe a little more than yours.

    Mancouch says: Girls accidentally urinate down their legs on a regular basis?  Man, I sure am glad I'm a guy!

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