I honestly wish I had made this up.
AskMen.com has compiled their list of the ten horniest countries. How they managed to compile this list, or what criteria they used, well, that's beyond me. Without further ado, the list:
10) Mexico
9) Switzerland
8) Spain
7) Malaysia
6) Italy
5) Poland
4) China
3) Russia
2) Brazil
1) Greece
Now, maybe I'm missing something here, but I'm shocked that one country didn't find its way onto the list.
America! We're a country that probably churns out more sex comedies than literally every other nation on the planet
combined! The
Transformers flick is coming up on $300 million, and while people enjoy robots, I don't think that they're the only reason for this movie's success:
Pornography is a billion-dollar industry in the U.S., and even though we live in a nation where
it's technically illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary in our capital, the fact remains that I'm sure America wants its sex more than Switzerland. They don't have an opinion on anything!
For a better explanation of every country on the list,
here's the actual list, as posted on AskMen.com.
At the risk of a bad pun, do you think America got shafted on this list?
Comments (101)
Hetalia: read it, watch it, and prepare to bomb 4Chan
Love it.
Yay for Poland!
lol, i want to know how the ranks were determined.
I'm also surprised that the Netherlands isn't in the top 10.
woah where's japan?!?!?!
yeah..japan should be up there
I'm not sure how they evaluated this, but I think they got it wrong! The US definitely belongs on there. Maybe they're factoring the evangelical religious prudes in too much...
Don't forget, America is home to the porn capital of the world! :) San Fernando Valley, haha
Also, I'm definitely surprised to not see Japan on that list.
I am shocked that America didn't make it. Not too shocked about China and Mexico ahaha.
Maybe this was a list of "The Top 10 Horniest Countries other then the U.S.A", but even if it was, where in the hell is Japan?
I don't know why, but I'm surprised Germany didn't make the list.
lol malaysia boleh! :P
Lol, yeah. I'm surprised America isn't on there. We're horny bastards, man... x]
And India, too. Doesn't India have the second largest population in the world?! xD
I was expecting Japan to be on the list as well. I think America isn't on that list because there are some states that have Amish beliefs.
America makes every list out there- I think they just got fed up with us and gave us the finger....
Because 50% of Americans are conservatives or Mormons or something that see's sex as a bad thing. In other countries sex is normal and good for all. Here it's still considered taboo in most cases.
what a shame. I'm kind of embarrassed for our country.
I think Japan should be on that list, too. The country that invented the love hotel deserves a spot on that list.
@MiSS__NARA@xanga - @GOt_CAT@xanga - @IllTroubadour@xanga - seriously, Japan needs to have a spot.
@IllTroubadour@xanga - I'm surprised Australia isn't there. I heard they greenlight the idea os having sex on the first date.
where's the US and Japan?
I think so. But maybe they have other criteria?
Maybe it's the pretend Christians
the US doesn't belong on the list because to many people believe in no sex on the first date. standard criteria for a country on the top 10 horniest.
lol. we didn't even make the list?! ouch!
xo
@Kyren_SkyRyder@xanga - what's the love hotel?