what's that smell?
"I'm sure my boyfriend would love it if I tried this in bed."
when you say you like it on top...
"i don't know, man... do you really think she can fit in that suitcase?"
"Just relaxing"
@testerdre89@xanga - I was gonna say that haha xD
karma sutra position # 101.
Oh, I can think of a few suggestions right now!
Did she die?
broken... :S
"Nothing better than a little morning stretch."
"This way I don't have to look at you when we make love." :Þ
faking an orgasm...
"i feel a fart coming...mmmmm"
Ouch.
I can actually kiss my elbow... ?
"WHAT THE BEEP"
"Damn that's kinky and knotty"
Untangle me.
"Feeling a little bent out of shape?"
Where the hell did I leave my cellphone?
1 word.....FAIL!
kama sutra: the advanced techniques
"hot pretzel" takes on new meaning.
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what's that smell?
"I'm sure my boyfriend would love it if I tried this in bed."
when you say you like it on top...
"i don't know, man... do you really think she can fit in that suitcase?"
"Just relaxing"
@testerdre89@xanga - I was gonna say that haha xD
karma sutra position # 101.
Oh, I can think of a few suggestions right now!
Did she die?
broken... :S
"Nothing better than a little morning stretch."
"This way I don't have to look at you when we make love." :Þ
faking an orgasm...
"i feel a fart coming...mmmmm"
Ouch.
I can actually kiss my elbow... ?
"WHAT THE BEEP"
"Damn that's kinky and knotty"
Untangle me.
"Feeling a little bent out of shape?"
Where the hell did I leave my cellphone?
1 word.....FAIL!
kama sutra: the advanced techniques
"hot pretzel" takes on new meaning.