Saturday, 04 July 2009
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Is she talking to a man or a dog?
Can you tell who these phrases are meant for? A man or a dog?
"Where the hell have you been all day? Look at you! You are filthy!"
"Oh no, mister! You ain't getting into the house with those dirty paws!"
"Knock it off right now! If I wanted to be humped, I would've worn a sign or something!"
"You eat that, you die! I haven't made that chicken just so you can swallow it in one gulp!"
"Get off my bed!!"
"Oh for crying out loud... You don't do THAT inside the house, you moron!"
"Not on the carpet!"
"Get that thing out of my crotch right now!"
"Seriously, it's time to clip your toenails..."
"You are drooling all over my face again."
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Haha a lot of them sound like she was talking to a dog but they could be used for her sons or husband. haha
"Where the hell have you been all day? Look at you! You are filthy!"
- BOTH
"Oh no, mister! You ain't getting into the house with those dirty paws!"
- dog
"Knock it off right now! If I wanted to be humped, I would've worn a sign or something!"
- both..!? more referring to a dog
"You eat that, you die! I haven't made that chicken just so you can swallow it in one gulp!"
- both
"Get off my bed!!"
- both
"Oh for crying out loud... You don't do THAT inside the house, you moron!"
- both
"Not on the carpet!"
- dog
"Get that thing out of my crotch right now!"
- dog
"Seriously, it's time to clip your toenails..."
- both
"You are drooling all over my face again."
- dog
LOL ^^
Man.
probably both lol.
sighs... have had all them used on me .. heh.. heh.. heh.. and they say we aint smart lol
I love this. :]
probably a man, LOL.
honestly all are both and but not on the carpet more dogs and the toe nails more guys
i have never heard a woman say more than half of that.
You ain't getting into the house with those dirty paws? (Have you ever heard a .. woman ever refer to a man's hands as 'dirty paws'? Assuming she wasn't she wasn't in Grease, the musical..) Get that thing out of my crotch right now? (Unless she's usually sitting on the couch, spitting and constantly groping herself, you probably won't hear a woman refer to her lap as her "crotch".. and this certainly applies to any possible sexual references.)
as for the toenails thing.. can't blame them. can't blame them at all. if she says it in the first place, then he's obviously overdue for a trim. seen it myself.. and it must be said.
both?
haha
haha
I suppose it could be her son, I don't know you've confused mehah
What's the difference. Most women view dogs and men on the same level anyway, except for the size of their wallet...
Ha, all could apply to both me and the knucklehead, except the crotch one.
Not on the carpet haha
hahahahaha. well..men are messy!
xo
all men are dogs, but dogs are a separate species and cannot differentiate human speech. nevertheless, men have the behavior of dogs and it is quite impossible to tell the two apart. other than the fact that men do possess the evolved thumb, men surprisingly act like a mere animal in instances involving sex. therefore, the question of how far man has truly evolved remains at zero.
In some instances as we've observed around malls, trailing boyfriends up to their necks in LV and prada shopping bags, and little chihuahua's on leashes, bear no differences.....
I have a feeling that these are all for a guy.. and it breaks my heart to read! I know that boys are less sensitive than girls (in most cases), but no one deserves to be screamed at. Even if they've done something wrong, I think most, if not all, problems can be solved without harsh words. I know I'm speaking generally and that every situation is different, but shouldn't we try? I've never seriously yelled at my husband like that. I've always had guy friends and I just remember how they felt when they got yelled at by their wives/girlfriends.. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO! *end soapbox rant*
Funny stuff. She must be talking to a dog. I've been married twice. I was 90% the jerk. I don't remember anything like this being said to me.