Friday, 03 July 2009

  • Furries, Furries, Mancouch Comments, and Furries



    I was looking at good sir William's recent post about the New York Mets booking rooms in a hotel at the same time it was hosting a Furry convention and it reminded me of recent Furry related scandals I've read about. They're really quite hilarious. But before I get to them, something a commenter said spoke to me..

    just_the_average_jane@xanga.com - It's a bit of a misperception that furries are all pervs who want to dress like animals and have sex.  Like every other group, of course there are a few who get their kicks from it; however, most just view it as a means of socialization/fun (like anime conventions, etc).

    Now, I don't know much about furries so I'll take her word for it that its only some furries who view this as an erotic activity. Still, I think it brings up an important point. We shouldn't judge people just because they like to dress up as giant raccoons. Even if it's just to get their rocks off. That's their life and who are we to judge? 

    That having been said, dressing up like a giant raccoon to get your rocks off is HILARIOUS. And also feel free to judge the following person who is a sex creep for reasons other than furry-dom. The furry part just makes the stories more entertaining: 

    A Pennsylvania State Senate staffer for an ultra conservative state senator was arrested for trying to solicit some hot panda furry sex from an underage 15-year-old boy. Now before you get angry at me for laughing at child abuse, you should know that NOTHING actually happened - thank god. I should also mention the details via the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette: "Mr. Berlin used the screen name "alan_panda_bear" in his messages. He also used that name for an online personal ad that depicts cartoonish panda bears, one wearing a diaper."

    Oh wait, there's more. Here is what the personal ad said  "I'm a Daddyfur and Caretaker and I am looking for a babyfur to be my mate and my companion in a long-term committed relationship," the ad says. "I am a hopeless romantic and very affectionate, freely giving hugs, scritches, cuddles and kisses."  And to be fair to Mr. Berlin in the ad he did say, "he wanted someone 20 to 25, who has a car and would call him Daddy."

    This is poetry, folks. That man is truly a master of comedy.

    What do you think about furries in general and this creep in particular?

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