Friday, 03 July 2009

  • Baffling Bras



    A little while ago, a friend of mine came to visit me. She was just passing through the city, on her way to see a guy she was dating. Anyway, she showed me what she planeed on wearing that night, and, well, it was one of the most confusing things I had ever seen.


    Note: this is not the actual bra.

    She had picked out special underwear for the special occasion. I may be exaggerating a little bit, but the bra had about eight or nine different straps, as well as a bunch of hooks, strings, snaps, clasps, and other bells and whistles. It looked like the wire-action team from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was working with her boobs. When I saw it, I immediately pictured the poor guy fumbling with it for about an hour, then giving up and sobbing in the corner of the bedroom, tucked in the fetal position. The girl may as well have been wearing something like this:



    Now, I'm all for a girl wearing nice underwear, but I'm also pretty firm in the belief that nice and difficult are not always synonymous. I don't want to have to assemble a team of scientists when I can't unlock the Rubik's Cube on a girl's chest, and I'm sure the girl can't really enjoy the quiet sobbing that's sure to follow.

    But that's just me. What do you guys the level of difficulty should be on underwear?

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