Ok, I'm pretty sure this post is cursed because this is the third time I've written it. Technical issues keep occurring at the worst possible time. So here it goes, hopefully it's up to snuff. Maybe The Hills just got wind of it early and have been sabotaging me. Either way, here we go:
It's about time some one did something about this. Mancouch is nothing if not a place of war and so I call all you here, my fellow mancouchers .... mancouchians ..... mancoucheteers? ... to arms!
From this day forward Mancouch.com officially declares war on The Hills!
I know it's late or whatever and we would have done something about this earlier, but, honestly, none of us really had any clue what The Hills was. We all just assumed it some sort of internment camp for stupids and if we closed our eyes and made loud yelping noises it'd go away shortly. Well, no worries, folks, because we now know that it's an awful reality show on Mtv (it is a show, right?) and we intend to destroy it.
I think we can all agree this thing is pretty damn evil. The vapidity, valuing of material wealth over all else, the lack of any signs of actual life, the fact that they've somehow convinced media people talk to them so I actually recognize the name Spencer Pratt, etc. Their list of crimes is a long one, indeed. The whole thing is rather surreal. These are clearly not real people (not even their flesh is real), it's as if Mtv cooked up simulacrums in some lab and put them on TV. It was probably the same place they cooked up such monstrosities as My Super Sweet Sixteen. It's as if Mtv's goal is to destroy all rational thought in the Universe and The Hills is their First Strike capability.
I'm fairly certain none of them have souls. I mean, they can't right? It wouldn't make any sense.
Oh .... oh no .... look at this Spencer and Heidi are referring to themselves as Speidi now. I think my skull was just fractured by their pure nonsense attention-whore mindless bullshit.
Oh, look at this ...
looks like they've become 9/11 truthers and think that birth control is a secret government conspiracy designed to poison young women and keep the population down. I did not make that up. They actually believe these thing ... well, as much as they're actually capable of truly believing anything. But these are actual thing they say they believe.
These people are just awful in every way.
Will you join us in our war on The Hills?
Comments (32)
Wait, wait - irony moment here.
A MANCOUCH post calls out a show for VAPIDITY?!?!
Not to mention that that word is way too big for a mancouch audience ... I just thought I'd point out that this post calls out something else for the very problem it suffers from itself.
Carry on. :)
merely_a_christian makes a point, but i will overlook this reasonableness in favor of nursing my unreasonable hatred of this show.
Anyone who goes to or hosts a "The Hills Party" has a problem. I confess, I watched one episode of this show to see what all the hype was about and I wanted to harm myself after about five minutes. Claw out my eyes, bust my eardrums, something. This show is worse for brain cells than alcohol.
yes.
Yes i will !
Speidi reminds me of that skit they used to have on SNL called two a-holes. I never even watched the hills and I know who they are. This is a problem.
i hate this show with a passion of a thousand suns.
seriously, just look at the brunette girls' eyes... they're like so crooked and sleepy looking i can't even look at her for a long time.
well duh. mtv is THE PLACE for mindless entertainment but for real? the hills is way too far. my iq drops about ten points every time i hear something about "lo" or whoever those idiots are
I don't really watch a whole lot of The Hills, but I know enough about it to understand what you mean about them being fake and media-based. But no shit, it's television. If you don't like it, don't watch it.
I've been trying to find a cure for The Hills since they came on.
@merely_a_christian@xanga - I would expect Mancouch to have the common sense not to state the obvious (that we hate anything held up by young women ie Jonas Brothers, Twilight and vapid music) and instead go as low as telling us what we would have done or said if we saw Heidi shooting a video in a bikini, knowing very well how over that all of us with a set of good ears are supposed to be.
i have to say that this scripted "reality" show got a lot more interesting with the promise of k. cavallari drama.
Yes! Everytime I hear news on herpes I gag. Yes, that's right. Chelsea Handler on E News is calling them herpes. Cause they NEVER GO AWAY!
i'll join your war, but first i have to go throw up just from reading about the hills
Sign me up. Did I miss the battle vs. "Gossip Girl" already?
can we start a war with mtv? worst network ever.. after fox news
I will join!!!
The Hills makes me feel better about my life because I know I'm not that fucking dumb. =]
why are they so photoshopped :[
I say maybe with the joining thing. I've actually never really watched that show... I think I MIGHT have listened (Vaguely) to one episode as my fiance was watching and I was totally off in my own universe...
Well it's about damn time.
Count me in.
@xX_j3ff_Xx@xanga - That's not photoshop, they just look that fake in every day life.
@merely_a_christian@xanga - Mancouch may not be an internet version of the Algonquin round table, but we do have our moments. And we certainly aren't vapid. More boyishly charming and properly appreciative of a superb poop joke.
i am in all the way... can we wage war on disney pop hores also?
Sure