What's the funniest restaurant name you've seen?

Thursday, 02 July 2009

What's the funniest restaurant name you've seen?
I was cruising Failblog and came upon this:

I can't really think of any great restaurant names, but I always crack up whenever menus or roadside displays advertise "Fresh Tossed Salads!" What's your favorite funny restaurant name?

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The only thing that comes to mind is BJ's.
- 7/2/2009 3:30 PM
- fLiPgUy31O@xanga (message)
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ahahaha! poo...ping! classic.
- 7/2/2009 3:32 PM
- thekeyhole@xanga (message)
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Pho King
- 7/2/2009 3:32 PM
- Roadlesstaken@xanga (message)
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Mmm there's this Pho restaurant called What the Pho and Pho King. I guess it's more clever than funny...
btw, pho is pronounced kinda like "fuh"
- 7/2/2009 3:32 PM
- swtaznxtc90@xanga (message)
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Super Mario Halal Restaurant.
i thought this was a crazy mix of ethnicities.
a Japanese game with an Italian name that serves Arabic style food and it was located in the blackest part of South Orange, NJ. I wonder who works there.
- 7/2/2009 3:45 PM
- aladdinobsessed@xanga (message)
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Dirty Dick's restaurant in North Carolina.
My brother and I laughed forever hahaha
- 7/2/2009 3:56 PM
- laurenmaureen@xanga (message)
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There's this place in VA called Nacho Mama's. And uhmm... their food is AMAZING!
- 7/2/2009 3:57 PM
- SpazzyFantastic@xanga (message)
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things like "poo ping" aren't really fair game though because they probably have different meanings in whatever language they're written.
in english though, i've seen "what the pho" and "miss new donut."
- 7/2/2009 4:08 PM
- MissPixieGlitter@xanga (message)
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"The Horny Toad"
The worst part? It's located just down the road from "Peckers"....
- 7/2/2009 4:07 PM
- Lynnjynh9315@xanga (message)
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"What the Pho?"
- 7/2/2009 4:09 PM
- laytexduckie@xanga (message)
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Flamers
- 7/2/2009 4:12 PM
- Dowens@xanga (message)
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i havent seen any actually
- 7/2/2009 4:13 PM
- soberheartss@xanga (message)
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That reminds me of "Buttfuckers"... what Fudruckers turns into in the movie Idiocracy.
- 7/2/2009 4:23 PM
- methodElevated@xanga (message)
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I havent seen any..
- 7/2/2009 4:24 PM
- fueledbylaura@xanga (message)
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Love it! LOL
- 7/2/2009 4:35 PM
- jesuismir@xanga (message)
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Near my home is a chili dog & ice cream restaurant called "Doggie Styles". True story.
- 7/2/2009 4:36 PM
- whisperitloudly@xanga (message)
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PhoKing
- 7/2/2009 4:37 PM
- visualfusion@xanga (message)
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There was a Chinese restaurant in the town where i used to live that was called Mei Dong Garden. It gave me horrible mental pictures and the people in that town always dropped the garden and they pronounced it My Dong. It was really creepy sitting at a friend's house for a Sunday lunch and she begins talking about the town where I lived and she mentioned the Chinese restaurant and it's name. Her grandma looks at me and says, "I bet that's downtown," and then she winked
- 7/2/2009 4:49 PM
- godfatherofgreenbay@xanga (message)
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Cluck You. They sell chicken...
- 7/2/2009 5:26 PM
- TalithaKum88@xanga (message)
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I saw that too! It's so funny. I don't have any really funny names. There's a resturant down the street called SAUL GOOD. It's supposed to sound like "it's all good."
- 7/2/2009 5:26 PM
- Eva_Oliver@xanga (message)
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Thai Me Up.
- 7/2/2009 5:28 PM
- Finity@xanga (message)
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don't know of any good restaurant names, but Charlie's Chicken has a sign that makes me laugh all the time, because they can't afford too many letters, so their way of advertising what's on special is to put ONLY that word. on any given day it could say "Dressing." or "Catfish" or my favorite "Biscuit."
- 7/2/2009 6:13 PM
- yourblondeness@xanga (message)
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"What The Pho" ... Great name, terrible Pho...
- 7/2/2009 6:17 PM
- mZdejavuZ@xanga (message)
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I've always wanted to order Moo Goo Gui Pan at a Chinese restaurant
- 7/2/2009 7:02 PM
- julia_h@dollarish (message)
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"My Dung" and "Taste of Bankok"
- 7/2/2009 7:50 PM
- coolmonkey@xanga (message)
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