I'm really happy that we've started calling "pop stars" out. First, I singled out Lady Gaga, and then Lil_Dude433 declared war on the Jonas Brothers. I like where he was going with that, and so I plan on launching an offensive on the Disney front. Our next target:
The prepubescent platinum-selling pop pygmy, Miley Cyrus.
Listen, I understand that the Mancouch audience is not the ideal audience for this "music." As a 20-year old guy, I'm far from the key demographic (but apparently, I'm Miley's ideal type for a boyfriend. Sweet statutory, Batman!). With that said, that's no excuse for this Hannah Montana business to be so unbelievably popular. I just don't understand it.
Anyway, I'm adopting Lil_dude's format, because I like it so much. Here we go:
LYRICS
The chorus of Miley's hit, "See You Again," goes like this:
"The last time I freaked out I just kept lookin' down I st-st-stuttered when you asked me what I'm thinking 'bout Felt like I couldn't breathe You asked what's wrong with me My best friend Leslie said, 'Oh, she's just being Miley."
What in the world does "just being Miley" entail? I couldn't just walk around, saying and doing ridiculous things, and justify it by saying, "Well, my best friend Charlie said, he's just being Jim." Best of all, unlike the average pop song, with this one, we can actually blame Miley. She's writing the vast majority of this crap herself.
VOICE
You'll only have to watch about ten seconds of this before you realize what I'm talking about. Miley is a chipmunk. I vaguely thought that she looked like a chipmunk anyway, and this was before she spoke. The voice only confirms it.
FAMILY
As some of you may know, Miley Ray Cyrus's father is Billy Ray Cyrus. Billy Ray holds a very important distinction: he has the most redneck name that has ever existed. But Billy Ray wasn't quite done: he also created the most redneck song that has ever existed too, "Achy Breaky Heart."
The Cyrus family should have been stopped fifteen years ago, long before Diana Louisiana. THIS WAS A TERRIBLE OVERSIGHT.
THIS:
I understand that on any given day, thousands of girls are taking Myspace photos like this (and worse). However, because Miley is, like, soooooo popular, I had to deal with this for far too long. Cringe. We can put this one right alongside of her high school grad photo... when, you know, that happens, in about five years.
Obviously, there's more, but reasonably, I don't have all day to talk about this. My head would explode. Even mentioning "Achy Breaky Heart" brought a few tears to my eyes. Which of the Mancouch wars do you support most so far: Lady Gaga, the Jonas Brothers, or Joanna Indiana (or whatever her name is)?
if shes 17 it isnt illegal in NYS. just so you know the laws are subjective to the state. my boyfriends 20 and im 17 so its not illegal i think its a grace period or something like that... my uncle told me about this law and hes a lawyer sooo i tend to blv him.... but like i said its subjective to the state. and how you act....
but i do agreee with the whole thing. alot of the stars are over publicized, i dont like it i would much rather hear about ACTUAL news...
I like Lady Gaga songs, Jonas Brothers songs, and Miley Cyrus songs. But as people, I hate them all. Except for Nick Jonas, whom I think is yummy. But I stand by my belief that Miley Cyrus talks like her tongue is too big for her mouth. And that country accent is just an attempt to make people believe that she's a "down home country gal"....shut up.
I would have loved the movie Bolt. I could not stand that Miley Cyrus was the voice for the little girl playing Bolt's owner. It ruined it for me.
Ew on Lady Gaga, and ew on Miley, but I really don't mind the Jonas Brothers. I almost puked when Miley showed up and sang an encore at the Jonas Brothers concert in Dallas, I was disgusted.
I don't believe in Hannah Montana. She is a figment of your imagination.
Miley Cyrus is way too young to have a split personality.
Haha that's awesome! The Mancouch wars have officially begun with the top wannabe rockstar names out there!
Well, I kind of like Lady GaGa, but not a lot. I found out she IS talented in a sense, because she's able to sing live (YouTube one of the Poker Face acoustics). However, I do (as you may have guessed by now) don't like the Jonas Brothers very much.
Miley, Miley, Miley....
I don't even know where to begin. The girl's bound to get wrecked like Lindsay Lohan. She shot to fame so quickly that it's going to happen. Let's wait it out...Miley's going to go lesbian and make Billy Ray Cyrus have an "achy breaky heart". :D
@ToxicSweetners@xanga - Haha. Wait until a stalker finds out that Britney Spears is Miley's role model
I loveeeeeeee Lady gaga. I support her a million percent. I bet we're all getting tired of the "boy likes her so he'll sing about her beauty." and vice versa. She may have bizzaree clothes and slutty lyrics, but i'm glad to say "can I ride your disco stick" without sounding like a perv...
JoBros are okayy.
MILEY IS A LINDSEY LOHAN IN THE MAKING.... except she's going at the speed of light.
like i said on the jo bro one, it`s just teens be teens. why do we have to make fun of people? i understand that people have opinions, but she's not a MEAN girl. i can understand if we were making fun of someone so terribly mean, but a teenage girl.
and the lyrics aren't bad, their explaining the awkwardness of teenage years. duh !
as for the picture, i can't say i agree, but it's far better from what i seen girls my age do.
I agree with @Purrty_Pink@xanga . I kinda like Miley Cyrus too. The only war I'll join is bringing down the Jonas Brothers.
MILEY CYRUS IS AWESOME!
don't know who i dislike more. all of them annoy me. jonas brothers work on my nerves, i believe it was opera that the jonas brothers were compared to the beatles. ever since then i have loathed them! REALLY! Is there ANY comparison between the freaking jonas brothers and the BEATLES?! WTF?!
i don't like Miley at all, she's just not good. but i don't post weblogs about how much i hate her just to get a rise out of her fans.
but all the "pop-star" bashing makes me laugh.
just because its not your kind of music doesn't mean shit. its about opinions and respecting other peoples.
they're all just people doing what they love to do. i love the Jonas Brothers and i think they're fucking great. and i'm 16, soon to be 17, years old. i have this thing, called an OPEN MIND, where i don't need to declare my hatred for the things i don't like, because i give new things a chance.
you should try it, or go bash on something you know the facts about. like the Jonas Brothers per say, who are great people. who were purity rights because its something called MORALS that they believe in, and i think its hilarious that all these people are like "i hate them because they were purity rings and skinny jeans and are on the disney channel."
well, all us jonas fans hate you haters because you're heads are stuck too far up your asses to let us enjoy their msuic without your crude comments.
I think Miley sounds really nasally.. kinda annoying. =/
I actually like Miley Cyrus. Well...I don't really mind her so much. I like a couple of her songs, especially the climb one. I will sit and watch her show, too. Jonas Brothers....not a fan of their music or their show...but they are some lil cuties. Lady Gaga annoys me so much. I don't know how anyone can reasonably listen to her songs. They are so awful. She's pretty but that is the extent of it. I'll join that war.
dude miley has a SEXY voice. tell me you would not tap that.
MILEY IS A BABY PROSTITUTE.
Mancouch, I demand a prize for best comment on this post. A golden statue should be erected in my honor.Â
I dunno, they are all kind of weird, but I gotta say that I like Miley the least (although I love "The Climb")
I love Lady GaGa and I'm The Jonas Brothers are okay (at least they play their own instruments and have catchy melodies). ButÂ
Miley Cyrus is THE most over-rated celebrity ever. She can't sing, she can't dance, she can't act, she takes semi-naked photos of herself, her voice makes her sound like a rusty old man too poor to buy cough medicine, her song lyrics have no depth -- wtf? I have to say, though, her new song "The Climb" is good, or at least better than all the other shit she manages to spit out. But it would've been better if sung by another artist. Miley's voice does this song no justice.Today's music industry is going down. Michael Jackson may have been a child molester, but at least he had real talent.
well i vote you lose. there are millions of both positive and negative blogs about miley, and yet, no one gives any shit about you.
hmmm, i wonder who has achieved more? miley with millions of adoring fans, where the world knows her name.
or you, who take pride in dissing a 17 year old award winning singer who know one cares to know your name??
miley really cant sing but her songs are catchy, im ashamed to admit. and yes i did watch hannah montana. but the more i see her on tv the more she annoys the crap out of me
blah I hate Miley Cyrus. Her voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard -_- I swear,whenever I hear her sing I want to pull my brain out through my nose. Jonas Brothers suck too. God,what is wrong with disney ch. nowadays. Back then they had good shows and movies.nowadays...blah...LADY GAGA ROCKS!!!!
Miley is...tolerable. At least I don't have the urge to drive my car off a bridge when I hear her on the radio. I am, however, deeply disturbed by the fact that she pretends to be "Hannah Montana" not only on TV but also in real life. I believe I saw a concert advertisement once that listed Hannah and Miley as the 2 main performers, as if they were separate entities. News flash: IT'S THE SAME PERSON.
Also, that last picture is the most incredibly stupid photo of a human being I have ever seen.
Still, I most support shooting down the Jonas Brothers.
why, if everyone hates them soooo much, you waste your time telling everyone what you think of them. makes no sense at all. as i said in the "war" about the jonas brother, love me or hate me, i personally couldnt care less. you have never met these people, you have no right to judge them. i do however agree about miley cyrus, but you dont know a damn thing about these people and have no right to say what you are saying. you wouldnt like it if i went off on you saying how big off a you are. im not actually calling you that, i dont know you, and as i just mentioned, i cannot judge you. but if you dont like someone, dont waste your time on them. i dont like miley cyrus, but then again i dont know her. from what i have seen and heard, dont actually know, i dont like her, but i have never met her!!! say all you want, i dont care.
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if shes 17 it isnt illegal in NYS. just so you know the laws are subjective to the state. my boyfriends 20 and im 17 so its not illegal i think its a grace period or something like that... my uncle told me about this law and hes a lawyer sooo i tend to blv him.... but like i said its subjective to the state. and how you act....
but i do agreee with the whole thing. alot of the stars are over publicized, i dont like it i would much rather hear about ACTUAL news...
I like Lady Gaga songs, Jonas Brothers songs, and Miley Cyrus songs. But as people, I hate them all. Except for Nick Jonas, whom I think is yummy. But I stand by my belief that Miley Cyrus talks like her tongue is too big for her mouth. And that country accent is just an attempt to make people believe that she's a "down home country gal"....shut up.
I would have loved the movie Bolt. I could not stand that Miley Cyrus was the voice for the little girl playing Bolt's owner. It ruined it for me.
Ew on Lady Gaga, and ew on Miley, but I really don't mind the Jonas Brothers. I almost puked when Miley showed up and sang an encore at the Jonas Brothers concert in Dallas, I was disgusted.
I don't believe in Hannah Montana. She is a figment of your imagination.
Miley Cyrus is way too young to have a split personality.
Haha that's awesome! The Mancouch wars have officially begun with the top wannabe rockstar names out there!
Well, I kind of like Lady GaGa, but not a lot. I found out she IS talented in a sense, because she's able to sing live (YouTube one of the Poker Face acoustics). However, I do (as you may have guessed by now) don't like the Jonas Brothers very much.
Miley, Miley, Miley....
I don't even know where to begin. The girl's bound to get wrecked like Lindsay Lohan. She shot to fame so quickly that it's going to happen. Let's wait it out...Miley's going to go lesbian and make Billy Ray Cyrus have an "achy breaky heart". :D
@ToxicSweetners@xanga - Haha. Wait until a stalker finds out that Britney Spears is Miley's role model
I loveeeeeeee Lady gaga. I support her a million percent. I bet we're all getting tired of the "boy likes her so he'll sing about her beauty." and vice versa. She may have bizzaree clothes and slutty lyrics, but i'm glad to say "can I ride your disco stick" without sounding like a perv...
JoBros are okayy.
MILEY IS A LINDSEY LOHAN IN THE MAKING.... except she's going at the speed of light.
like i said on the jo bro one, it`s just teens be teens. why do we have to make fun of people? i understand that people have opinions, but she's not a MEAN girl. i can understand if we were making fun of someone so terribly mean, but a teenage girl.
and the lyrics aren't bad, their explaining the awkwardness of teenage years. duh !
as for the picture, i can't say i agree, but it's far better from what i seen girls my age do.
I agree with @Purrty_Pink@xanga . I kinda like Miley Cyrus too. The only war I'll join is bringing down the Jonas Brothers.
MILEY CYRUS IS AWESOME!
don't know who i dislike more. all of them annoy me. jonas brothers work on my nerves, i believe it was opera that the jonas brothers were compared to the beatles. ever since then i have loathed them! REALLY! Is there ANY comparison between the freaking jonas brothers and the BEATLES?! WTF?!
i don't like Miley at all, she's just not good.
but i don't post weblogs about how much i hate her just to get a rise out of her fans.
but all the "pop-star" bashing makes me laugh.
just because its not your kind of music doesn't mean shit.
its about opinions and respecting other peoples.
they're all just people doing what they love to do.
i love the Jonas Brothers and i think they're fucking great.
and i'm 16, soon to be 17, years old.
i have this thing, called an OPEN MIND, where i don't need to declare my hatred for the things i don't like, because i give new things a chance.
you should try it, or go bash on something you know the facts about.
like the Jonas Brothers per say, who are great people.
who were purity rights because its something called MORALS that they believe in,
and i think its hilarious that all these people are like "i hate them because they were purity rings and skinny jeans and are on the disney channel."
well, all us jonas fans hate you haters because you're heads are stuck too far up your asses to let us enjoy their msuic without your crude comments.
I think Miley sounds really nasally.. kinda annoying. =/
I actually like Miley Cyrus. Well...I don't really mind her so much. I like a couple of her songs, especially the climb one. I will sit and watch her show, too. Jonas Brothers....not a fan of their music or their show...but they are some lil cuties. Lady Gaga annoys me so much. I don't know how anyone can reasonably listen to her songs. They are so awful. She's pretty but that is the extent of it. I'll join that war.
dude miley has a SEXY voice. tell me you would not tap that.
Mancouch, I demand a prize for best comment on this post. A golden statue should be erected in my honor.Â
I dunno, they are all kind of weird, but I gotta say that I like Miley the least (although I love "The Climb")
I love Lady GaGa and I'm The Jonas Brothers are okay (at least they play their own instruments and have catchy melodies). ButÂ
Miley Cyrus is THE most over-rated celebrity ever. She can't sing, she can't dance, she can't act, she takes semi-naked photos of herself, her voice makes her sound like a rusty old man too poor to buy cough medicine, her song lyrics have no depth -- wtf?I have to say, though, her new song "The Climb" is good, or at least better than all the other shit she manages to spit out. But it would've been better if sung by another artist. Miley's voice does this song no justice.Today's music industry is going down. Michael Jackson may have been a child molester, but at least he had real talent.
well i vote you lose. there are millions of both positive and negative blogs about miley, and yet, no one gives any shit about you.
hmmm, i wonder who has achieved more?
miley with millions of adoring fans, where the world knows her name.
or you, who take pride in dissing a 17 year old award winning singer who know one cares to know your name??
miley really cant sing but her songs are catchy, im ashamed to admit. and yes i did watch hannah montana. but the more i see her on tv the more she annoys the crap out of me
Miley is...tolerable. At least I don't have the urge to drive my car off a bridge when I hear her on the radio. I am, however, deeply disturbed by the fact that she pretends to be "Hannah Montana" not only on TV but also in real life. I believe I saw a concert advertisement once that listed Hannah and Miley as the 2 main performers, as if they were separate entities.
News flash: IT'S THE SAME PERSON.
Also, that last picture is the most incredibly stupid photo of a human being I have ever seen.
Still, I most support shooting down the Jonas Brothers.
why, if everyone hates them soooo much, you waste your time telling everyone what you think of them. makes no sense at all. as i said in the "war" about the jonas brother, love me or hate me, i personally couldnt care less. you have never met these people, you have no right to judge them. i do however agree about miley cyrus, but you dont know a damn thing about these people and have no right to say what you are saying. you wouldnt like it if i went off on you saying how big off a you are. im not actually calling you that, i dont know you, and as i just mentioned, i cannot judge you. but if you dont like someone, dont waste your time on them. i dont like miley cyrus, but then again i dont know her. from what i have seen and heard, dont actually know, i dont like her, but i have never met her!!! say all you want, i dont care.