What's So Great About Boobs?

Wednesday, 01 July 2009

What's So Great About Boobs?
I think the title is pretty self explanatory.

I asked a few of my guy friends about why boobs are so awesome, here's some of their replies (names have been changed):

Me: Why do guys like boobs so much?
Anthony: I don't know... but they're awesome
Sam: They're a turn on when you're having sex and they jiggle
Mark: They're just fun to play with
Branden: Because guys don't have them

Do my friends' replies sum it up, or do you have your own reasons? Does size matter when it comes to boobs?

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As long as there is something to grab on and you're not touching like little seeds... haha..
and of course, it's BOOBS. Even the word is awesome. =P
Well not that I have anything to worry about. I prefer guys anyways... with no man boobs xD
- 7/1/2009 11:59 AM
- xkthily@xanga (message)
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my boyfriend says it's because "guys don't have them," but wouldn't that mean i'd be really really really attracted to penises? i'm not, they look gross.
i don't get it, either.
- 7/1/2009 11:57 AM
- PenaltyLife@xanga (message)
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Because you can't motorboat personality...
- 7/1/2009 12:01 PM
- illiana_marie@xanga (message)
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I guess the "guys don't have them" makes sense... I for one, am attracted to things that guys have that girls don't. But I really don't care, I'm just glad when I can use mine to my advantage.
- 7/1/2009 12:07 PM
- yourblondeness@xanga (message)
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They are like teddy bears for grown ups.
- 7/1/2009 12:08 PM
- emmaleaaa@xanga (message)
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@illiana_marie@xanga - Ba ha ha ha!! Exactly!
- 7/1/2009 12:12 PM
- socially_a_reject@xanga (message)
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I asked my boyfriend why guys like boobs once... he didn't have a good answer for me. Hahaha.

I mean, obviously they symbolize an ability to care for children. But beyond that, shouldn't we be able to rationalize it?
- 7/1/2009 12:12 PM
- Sirius_Fan_Girl@xanga (message)
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lol i've asked my boyfriend and guy friends this and they come up with the stupidest things.

still doesn't make sense to me though.

apparently there's a youtube video of the 100 ways boobs are fun. lol not exactly gonna go look that one up though.
- 7/1/2009 12:19 PM
- MessyRockstar@xanga (message)
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Men never have a good answer. It's like explaining the color red to a blind person. You can't. It just is. lol.
- 7/1/2009 12:21 PM
- MangoWOW@xanga (message)
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@PenaltyLife@xanga - lol! i don't think penises are very nice looking either.
- 7/1/2009 12:25 PM
- EmergencySurveys@xanga (message)
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There are scientific explanations for attraction to breasts, lips, et cetera, but I doubt anyone really cares. This is Mancouch, after all....
- 7/1/2009 12:33 PM
- methodElevated@xanga (message)
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Boobs are aesthetically pleasing.
And they are...well...boobs! Boobs are great! I don't know why exactly, but they are!
- 7/1/2009 12:33 PM
- Lordv16@xanga (message)
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@illiana_marie@xanga - Exactly. Hahaha
- 7/1/2009 12:43 PM
- lovemonkeyy@xanga (message)
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Boobs are fun! I'm a straight woman and I grab my friend's boobs all the time haha.
My guy is more of an ass guy though which is cool because I have a sweet ass.
- 7/1/2009 12:44 PM
- Lil_Firefly_25@xanga (message)
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you can poke, squeeze, bite, suck and MOTORBOAT THEM!!!! prrrrrrrrrrrr!!! lol
- 7/1/2009 12:52 PM
- asdfghjkieu@xanga (message)
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I'm personally inclined to believe that there's a sociological depth behind our fascination with "boobs", if not even deeply psychological. It may very well be Freudian but I think it's a maternal thing, our need for mothering and comfort.
Of course they're terribly fun to play with as well!
- 7/1/2009 1:15 PM
- Prequel@xanga (message)
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@illiana_marie@xanga - Best. Answer. EVER.
- 7/1/2009 1:20 PM
- SpazzyFantastic@xanga (message)
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coz if everyone had giant boobs

then guys would be attracted to flat chested women

its pythagorus theorom
- 7/1/2009 1:30 PM
- PaViis@xanga (message)
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its evolutionary!
- 7/1/2009 1:35 PM
- chinkdub@xanga (message)
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what the hell is motorboating?? why have i never heard this term before?
- 7/1/2009 1:44 PM
- RaabzBaby89@xanga (message)
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I like my boobs. Guys like my boobs too. :e)

Asked some guy friends...answers:

*Idk
*Cause they are soft and we don't have them. Lol
*No idea
*Very good question. I think that guys like to do things w/their hands. :) But why would they have nerve endings there for sensitivity? (My answer to that: b/c they're meant to be played with. Lol! --> His response: yes they are! Love the mounds of pleasure!)

That's all I've got from the txt I sent...

:e)
- 7/1/2009 1:52 PM
- Broken_Beautiful@xanga (message)
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I think it's because boobs have always been covered up in society so men tend to like them just because it's something that they just don't see while walking around. It's the same way with most things. When someone sees something that they don't see very often or have seen for the very first time they tend to be amazed by it if it has any aesthetically pleasing qualities. In this case boobs are socially accepted as aesthetically pleasing to men.
- 7/1/2009 2:15 PM
- testerdre89@xanga (message)
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@illiana_marie@xanga - lmao yes!
- 7/1/2009 2:15 PM
- KassieintheSkywithDiamonds@xanga (message)
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@illiana_marie@xanga - I agree wholeheartedly.
- 7/1/2009 2:17 PM
- testerdre89@xanga (message)
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They're fucking amazing
- 7/1/2009 2:19 PM
- Manstration@xanga (message)
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