Okay, before you start calling me names and before those training-bra-wearing little girls start screaming at my face, listen to my argument first.In my defense, I'm not jealous of them. I won't ever be jealous of them unless they gain credibility by actually singing in the genre known as "rock", not "pop". You have no right to call yourself a BAND until then. Oh right, and the the whole "good boy" image is a load of crap. That's just there so moms will like you for being their daughters' role models and buy merchandise that's got the "JBro" image on it. It's a hoax for the consumer to eat the crappy music up.
LYRICS
Let's just go analyze some of their lyrics...
Just might be paranoid
I'm avoiding the lies
Cause they just might slip
Can someone stop the noise?
I don't know what it is
But I just don't fit
I'm paranoid
Okay, good lyrics you guys got there. That REALLY makes sense. -Insert heavy sarcasm-
DISNEY
Now, onto a new point. You're from Disney. I'm sorry but that's a good enough reason to hate the Jonas Brothers. Yes, that includes hating Miley Cyrus and all those other wannabe celebrities. Has anyone noticed that now all the actors in Disney tv shows/movies all have singles coming out? Like that Emily Osment from Hannah Montana? Agh.*No, I don't hate the old Disney, where they produced great films like the Lion King, Mulan, Aladdin, and such. Just now, where they're greedy businessmen who want to take all your money with tacky schemes. Sigh, sounds just like those Twilight franchise businessmen...
SKINNY JEANS
This last one is something MANY people will share the same opinions about, whether you hate the JB or not. The notorious skinny jeans.Those guys wear more skinny jeans than an average American eats hamburgers, and that's a lot. When you see a photo of either one of those guys, you can bet your money they're wearing skinny jeans. For starters, I don't want to fricking see your balls. I don't think they're hot, sexy or even remotely attractive. It's disgusting, distracting, and all around barf-inducing. Hmm...now I don't expect only models to wear skinny jeans, but the guys look like they're 5"5 with them on. So as a third party observer, please lay off the skinny pants. *Skinny jeans/pants should be worn with a top that covers the balls (for guys).
I probably have more insignificant rants, but these would be the highlights. Enjoy reading it and if you have anything you'd like to add, comment! :)
Comments (636)
@eefraoula@xanga - i TOTALLY agree :)
Especially that fucking Diabetic!
jk.
Or am I?
Disney has always been greedy. They are a business.
lol.agree with you 100%..What's there to awe and drool all over on?!
They're part of a generation that's killing music. The JB are part of why there aren't really any strong rock bands with sustainable music. Whatever happened to Janis Joplin, to John Lennon? Or to bands like Sleater-Kinney and Hole? The record industry had killed music.
xx sympathy for the record industry
Second, you don’t know the boys so you don’t know what they are like. You can’t say that “the good boy image is a load of crap” because as far as everyone is concerned they ARE good boys. They have done absolutely nothing to end up in the tabloids or to get bad publicity, whatsoever. They are setting a good example. These days, kids need good examples. EVERYONE needs good examples. With everything else the media exposes to the world, I’m glad these boys are brave enough to stand out from the rest of the singers and actors.
I’m proud to say I’m a huge fan of their’s and will continue to buy their CDs and support them as much as I can.
Disney has lost it's beauty ever since they introduced these teenagers to kids.
i dislike them too along with everyone else on disney. i hate the disney channel with a passion now. every show's the same, stupid little annoying kids who cannot act and somehow think they can "sing" too. the jonas brother are not cute and i dont think those purity rings are real lol
Okay i can see where you're coming from, but, come on, cut them some slack. They're not bad singers, their lyrics just kind of dont always make sense and i know the whole skinny jean thing is annoying but they're actually wearing looser pants now-a-days haha. they're not as good as the beatles but they're still okay
they look better in skinny jeans than they would in baggy jeans.
if they wear baggy jeans, everyone would just say that they're trying to be ghettoor something dumb.i do love their songs. not only them, but also miley, demi, zac and Vanessa. love them. i don't have any reasons to hate them. :)
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