Monday, 29 June 2009

  • I hate the Jonas Brothers

    Okay, before you start calling me names and before those training-bra-wearing little girls start screaming at my face, listen to my argument first.

     

    In my defense, I'm not jealous of them. I won't ever be jealous of them unless they gain credibility by actually singing in the genre known as "rock", not "pop". You have no right to call yourself a BAND until then. Oh right, and the the whole "good boy" image is a load of crap. That's just there so moms will like you for being their daughters' role models and buy merchandise that's got the "JBro" image on it. It's a hoax for the consumer to eat the crappy music up.

    LYRICS

    Let's just go analyze some of their lyrics...


    Just might be paranoid
    I'm avoiding the lies
    Cause they just might slip
    Can someone stop the noise?
    I don't know what it is
    But I just don't fit
    I'm paranoid

    Okay, good lyrics you guys got there. That REALLY makes sense. -Insert heavy sarcasm-


    DISNEY

    Now, onto a new point.
    You're from Disney. I'm sorry but that's a good enough reason to hate the Jonas Brothers. Yes, that includes hating Miley Cyrus and all those other wannabe celebrities. Has anyone noticed that now all the actors in Disney tv shows/movies all have singles coming out? Like that Emily Osment from Hannah Montana? Agh.*No, I don't hate the old Disney, where they produced great films like the Lion King, Mulan, Aladdin, and such. Just now, where they're greedy businessmen who want to take all your money with tacky schemes. Sigh, sounds just like those Twilight franchise businessmen...

    SKINNY JEANS

    This last one is something MANY people will share the same opinions about, whether you hate the JB or not. The notorious skinny jeans.

     

    Those guys wear more skinny jeans than an average American eats hamburgers, and that's a lot. When you see a photo of either one of those guys, you can bet your money they're wearing skinny jeans. For starters, I don't want to fricking see your balls. I don't think they're hot, sexy or even remotely attractive. It's disgusting, distracting, and all around barf-inducing. Hmm...now I don't expect only models to wear skinny jeans, but the guys look like they're 5"5 with them on. So as a third party observer, please lay off the skinny pants. *Skinny jeans/pants should be worn with a top that covers the balls (for guys).

    I probably have more insignificant rants, but these would be the highlights. Enjoy reading it and if you have anything you'd like to add, comment! :)

Comments (636)

  • curious_maya@xanga

    i don't care what anyone says, if 'Burnin' Up'* comes on, i'll be dancing along to it. (that's one of their songs) i pretty much like most music, and even if the JBs lyrics aren't the best; or it's Disney, that doesn't change the fact that a couple of their songs make me happy and for that reason, i still have a few of their songs on my iPod. (y)


    i listen to music because of the way it makes me feel~ i hope you're not saying a reason for your hatred is because they wear skinny jeans... the way someone dresses would never be a reason for me to hate someone, but hey, that's just my opinion. i'm not a hater in general.

  • moonznstrz@xanga

    I agree with you 467%. There is no other way to describe them: THEY SUCK. And they took and incredibly awesome song by the Beatles and bashed it to smithereens. And what the hell happened to Disney? I HATE IT.

  • FairyNAngel@xanga

    They sing cheesy love songs and I hate those skinny jeans. Give them a few years to toughen out and I just might like them enough.

  • insert_label_here_003@xanga

    ewww they flat iron their hair!! but seriously I don't hate them considering...
    1. I do not know them
    2. I have never listened to any of their songs
    and
    3. I have not seen them on Disney.
    pish posh hate is such a strong word when you don't even know anyone. Just like my same argument against people that hate twilight you just hate how big they have become.

  • chayswag@xanga

    The hair. The ridiculous facial hair on Joe that is at that irritating middle where it isn't long enough to be a mustache and a goatee but it is long enough to make him look dirty. The complete lack of musical taste. The fact that they can barely play their instruments. They have pointless lyrics to the songs. They're probably gang-banging Miley in the back of their tour van. No good band has ever come from Disney...well, The Naked Brother's Band isn't THAT bad. 


    Their lyrics seriously make me want to run a spear down my throat. You can tell that they write their own, because they are lacking substantial content and any decent sense at all. 
  • BroadwayBound93@xanga

    I just found it funny how they were like, "We wanna be considered REAL rockstars!" in their Rolling Stone interview and then had a show on Disney channel a year later.
    Yes. Congratulations.
    If you weren't a real rock band before, you sure are now.

  • Filipendulous@xanga

    If I had a daughter or a little sister and she was a Jonas Brothers fan, I think I would seriously question my ability to love her.

    Not really...But I would embarrass her into hating them.

  • BrownWolf3@xanga
    yay!

    Wow...You're my hero! :D

  • restlesslywaiting@xanga

    You know there's something wrong in the world when they are on the cover of Rolling Stones magazine!!

  • nylondare@xanga

    ok here`s my reply to that ;


    first of all , the skinny jeans days with them are OVER . they haven`t worn any in a WHILE , so that`s a null and void reason


    their lyrics for this album are MUCH MUCH MUCH better (no pun intended for any jb fans areading this) . here`s a few :


    No this isn't what I wanted
    Never thought it'd come this far
    Thinkin' back to where we started
    And how we lost all that we are
    We were young and times were easy
    But I could see it's not the same
    Standing here but you don't see me
    Give it all for that to change
    I don't want to lose her
    Don't want to let her go

    Standing out in the rain
    Need to know if it's over
    Cause I would leave you alone
    I'm flooded with all this pain
    Knowing that I'll never hold her
    Like I did before the storm

    With every stike of lightning
    Comes a memory that lasts
    Not a word is left unspoken
    As the thunder starts to crash
    Maybe I should give up

    Standing out in the rain
    Need to know if it's over
    Cause I would leave you alone
    I'm flooded with all this pain
    Knowing that I'll never hold her
    Like I did before the storm

    I'm trying to keep the lights from going out
    And the clouds from ripping out my broken heart
    They always say a heart is not a home
    Without the one who gets you through the storm

    Standing out in the rain
    Knowing that it's really over
    Please don't leave me alone
    I'm flooded with all this pain
    Knowing that I'll never hold you
    Like I did before the storm


    anddd ;


    She walks away
    Colors fade to gray
    Every precious moment's now a waste
    She hits the gas hoping it would pass
    The red lights starts to flash
    It's time to wait

    Cause black keys never looked so beautiful
    And a perfect rainbow never seemed so dull
    And the lights out never had this bright a glow
    And the black keys
    Showing me a world I never knew, no
    A world I never knew

    She hates the sun cause it proves she's not alone
    And the world doesn't revolve around her soul
    She loves the sky cause it validates her pride
    Never lets them know when she is wrong

    Cause black keys never looked so beautiful
    And a perfect rainbow never seemed so dull
    And the lights out never had this bright a glow
    And the black keys
    Showing me a world I never knew, no
    Yeah
    And the walls are closing in

    Don't let them get inside of your head
     (x4) 

    Cause black keys never looked so beautiful
    And a perfect rainbow never seemed so dull
    And the lights out never had this bright a glow
    And the black keys
    Showing me a world I never knew
    Don't let them get inside of your head (x4)
    Sometimes a fight is better black and white


    and nick (the little one) wrote that one ALL BY HIMSELF , and yes they DO write their own music , thanks . i`d name more , but that`s all i need to put .


    your reason for hating was completely illegitimate , ingnorant , and STUPID . they actually sincerely ARE good guys . they`ve been a band and have been wearing their purity rings beforeeee they started that disney bs , jsyk . when you have a GOOD reason for hating them , lemme know . until then , stfu . kthanks ! and ftr ; most of their fans (and i mean FANS , not the teenies) are over 14 . got it ? good . seriously , hating them for the way they dress ? what are you , five ? i could go ON AND ON about what a pointless post this is , but i thibnk i`ve made my point . all the haters are either ignorant , or jealous . nuff said . and HELL YEAH i`m a jonas brothers fan .


    btw you screwed up the lyrics to paranoid , dumbass

  • nylondare@xanga
  • marshmellowTM@xanga

    i dun care about them, there's 1 song i like from them and that is Hello GoodBye.

  • Lil_Firefly_25@xanga

    The only people who like them are girls between the ages of 10-14. 

  • nylondare@xanga

    @Lil_Firefly_25@xanga - a MAJORITY of their fans are 14-19 , kthanks

  • Lil_Firefly_25@xanga

    @BellaBacio@xanga - Not from around here, sorry. :/

  • noree_n@xanga

    but...but....I LOVE THEM AND THEIR SKINNY JEANS

    :P

  • pockets_are_exciting@xanga

    I totally agree. I don't count people that come from disney stars. For that matter. I don't consider people from american idol singers. i love how you addressed pretty much everything I dislike about them too. And I also thought your comment on training bra girls was pretty good XD

  • cliff_07@xanga
    I appreciate Jonas Brothers for bringing the five girl Korean pop-group Wonder Girls to open for them on their cross-country American tour, and for introducing them to USA.
  • Gosalyn223@xanga

    lame-0 I only liked them in that one episode of Southpark hahaha


    Mickey Mouse: Now go out there and make me some goddamn money!

  • Gosalyn223@xanga

    @BellaBacio@xanga - hehehe the oldest one looks like Drake Bell*

  • LittleMaiaCorinne@xanga

    I STILL LOVE YOU JONAS.
    You're entitled to your opinion, but I can still say I think it's wrong. :D

  • naguyin@xanga

    Hm.. haven't actually heard one of their songs, I'm always too freaked out by Disney to start with.

    They seem to glow of Disney--and that's just scary.

  • kachino@xanga

    Well the only thing I can say is that I don't like their music.

  • NicoleMacKinnon@xanga

    I find skinny jeans to look very good on males but I suppose that's just personal preference.

    Aside from that, I agreee with everything else you've said.  I'm so sick of hearing Jonas Brothers from the students in my (almost senior) class...  We're seventeen and eighteen year olds and a lot of us obsess over JB, Hannah Montanna, and High School Musical...  It's scary.

    And whenever I say something they always shoot back at me, "Well you like Pokemon and video games"! 

    -sigh-
    What is the Disney Channel coming up with lately?

  • sozpa@xanga

    They're annoying. UGLY. Gay.
    I can't stand looking or listening to them for more than five seconds.

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