Okay, before you start calling me names and before those training-bra-wearing little girls start screaming at my face, listen to my argument first.In my defense, I'm not jealous of them. I won't ever be jealous of them unless they gain credibility by actually singing in the genre known as "rock", not "pop". You have no right to call yourself a BAND until then. Oh right, and the the whole "good boy" image is a load of crap. That's just there so moms will like you for being their daughters' role models and buy merchandise that's got the "JBro" image on it. It's a hoax for the consumer to eat the crappy music up.
LYRICS
Let's just go analyze some of their lyrics...
Just might be paranoid
I'm avoiding the lies
Cause they just might slip
Can someone stop the noise?
I don't know what it is
But I just don't fit
I'm paranoid
Okay, good lyrics you guys got there. That REALLY makes sense. -Insert heavy sarcasm-
DISNEY
Now, onto a new point. You're from Disney. I'm sorry but that's a good enough reason to hate the Jonas Brothers. Yes, that includes hating Miley Cyrus and all those other wannabe celebrities. Has anyone noticed that now all the actors in Disney tv shows/movies all have singles coming out? Like that Emily Osment from Hannah Montana? Agh.*No, I don't hate the old Disney, where they produced great films like the Lion King, Mulan, Aladdin, and such. Just now, where they're greedy businessmen who want to take all your money with tacky schemes. Sigh, sounds just like those Twilight franchise businessmen...
SKINNY JEANS
This last one is something MANY people will share the same opinions about, whether you hate the JB or not. The notorious skinny jeans.Those guys wear more skinny jeans than an average American eats hamburgers, and that's a lot. When you see a photo of either one of those guys, you can bet your money they're wearing skinny jeans. For starters, I don't want to fricking see your balls. I don't think they're hot, sexy or even remotely attractive. It's disgusting, distracting, and all around barf-inducing. Hmm...now I don't expect only models to wear skinny jeans, but the guys look like they're 5"5 with them on. So as a third party observer, please lay off the skinny pants. *Skinny jeans/pants should be worn with a top that covers the balls (for guys).
I probably have more insignificant rants, but these would be the highlights. Enjoy reading it and if you have anything you'd like to add, comment! :)
Lil_Dude433@xanga
Comments (637)
Hey now, this was kinda throwing them under the bus.
Wait, I wouldn't mind that.
Light your torches and get out your pitchforks. We're out for Jonas blood tonight *crowd cheers*
they annoy me. hate away!
Hear hear!
LYRICS: They actually have a song about called Poison Ivy and the chorus basically repeats "Everyone's allergic to poison ivy." So so SO stupid.
DISNEY: What happened to all the great movies? Like Lion King and Beauty and the Beast. How come we're stuck with High School Musical, a musical about a guy who doesn't have the balls to say he wants to sing too. Boo-freaking-hoo Zac Efron...
SKINNY JEANS: Skinny jeans on guys are just creepy... Yo JoBros, stop shopping in the Junior department!
Ok, rant over. :D
Haha. The lyrics. Oh gosh. Where is music now?
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - Now I'm bothered. How come you are always the first one to comment on the ish sites?
@UnpredictableIdentity@xanga - Izunno. Maybe everyone else is just slow. xD
I agree, I think they're overrated. I miss the old Disney too. I dont get it, they used to air so much good stuff, I watched it like everyday, now I'm lucky to watch once a week if that. It's funny how things started becoming "too dark/scary" or some junk. Thank God for Youtube & VCRs or we wouldnt have anything of the past. I mostly blame those "we want good quality tv" associations. I only agree with those groups on a few points. Like on free channels, nothing too overtly sexual before 10 but really what little kid is up at that time? If I'm PAYING for something, I wanna see & hear everything. It's my money & everyone has a choice. If you or your kid dont wanna see, dont watch it.
I went a bit off topic, but yeah.
@Olyachka@xanga - You pretty much just posted the exact same comment that I was going to, minus the John Lennon reference.
i can't sing but i think i sound better than the jonas brothers
not to mention im much hotter. :P
When they botched A-Ha's "Take On Me," that about did it for me. Never was a fan anyway. Haha.
I've never listened to their music, and I think after reading this post, the comments, and seeing that god-awful picture (the last one..look at the guy on the right! are you kidding me?!)....I don't think I'll ever listen to them haha
Actually, I take it back. all of those guys in the last picture look like douchebags.
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - HAHA. ya i don't get it why you're always first to comment. you linger around xanga too much!
btw i think becoming a celebrity through disney is alright. everyone has to start somewhere right? and i'm pretty much neutral about jonas brothers though their songs are irritating and they're not nice looking at all.
yeah the JB are so stupid.
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - that's right. throw em under a bus. :)
I agree 10000000000%
i must agree with all of that. they are on disney give it a few years and they will be like the hilary duff .... no one will remember...
I totally agree wif u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they're definitely not hot. and i don't like their music at all. i just have no idea why they're so popular...!
Alright. So I agree they are stupid. But they are not targeted towards us, they are targeted towards female "tweens". Props to Disney and the Jonas Brothers for making so much money off shitty music. Good for them.
Let's not forget that one time they went to Wal-Mart, bought their own album, and then gave them away to random shoppers in hopes that they would buy their album at Wal-Mart.
Wait, what?
i feel jonas brothers are the equivalent to the barney songs back in my day.
Oh the JoBro. Has anyone seen the cover of Good Housekeeping? Yeah, the JoBro is on the front cover of Good Housekeeping........with their mom.
BAY BAYYYYYY!!
xD
I hate them.the suck. And destroyed an amazing Beatles song
they are so freaking annoying. you forgot to put up that they can't act.....
ok so i'm probably like the only person who likes themm. but i don't care, yeah there are better musicians out there but they are still super sweet and their songs are good.
Same way with Hannah Montana. Dumb bitches.