Monday, 29 June 2009
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The 13 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children's Toys
Cracked.com posted 13 weird and disturbing children's toys, including this freaky sixth finger:
Actually call me crazy... but that sixth finger looks kind of awesome. You can check out the 12 other freaky toys here.
Seems like life as a kid just gets better and better... anyone else wish they were a kid today?
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Comments (31)
These toys scare the fuck out of me.
it looks like a sex toy :O
dang, I wish I can get one of those so I can send a secret message to my friends. @v@
Seems fun, but at the same time.. kind of creepy.
Creepy
I want a face bank!
@asdfghjkieu@xanga - Agreed. At first glance, I immediately thought it was a dildo marketed towards children.
It's shaped just like the whole male package and it has stuff shooting out of the end.
Ugh Blippy was the worst...
@asdfghjkieu@xanga - agreed
i think it looks kinda cool haha, freaky at the same time.
kids these days get the cream of the crop when it comes to toys.
i'd love to be a kid and pay with these toys... but i'm gonna have to wait to play with them until i have kids.
haha subliminal sexual messages
I have the flying, shrieking monkey (#3) and it's scary as hell.
The boys better not use it to poke up someone else's ass with that stupid dido finger.
It kinda looks like a penis.
@asdfghjkieu@xanga - I concur.
Subliminal messages people!! Disney is guilty of it all!! No wonder we see 12 year old getting pregnant!! Lol!!
Yodeling Lederhosen?? --> This was either invented by a Nazi war criminal or Walt Disney. Maybe both.>>> See!!?? I'm not the only one who thinks that!!
Geeze those toys are SERIOUSLY creepy
I so want the face bank and the yodeling lederhosen and the flying monkey and the weird Mattel mind-reading toy!!!
Six finger, six finger, man alive,
How did I ever get along with five.
Hmmm... they call them toys I call it unacceptable. They look more like grown up toys for real.
My brother got a Flying Monkey (#3) for my daughter when she was about 16 months old. She was terrified of that thing. Every time she heard the scream, she'd leave the room. She wouldn't look upset or anything... just, uninterested. The day she got that toy, she quit sleeping in her room and we couldn't figure out why. And when she would take every single toy out of her toy box, she would always leave that one in there. At first I just thought it was because she had forgotten it was still in there. It took me about 5 days to figure out she wouldn't even touch that thing. I tried to hand it to her, and she just started screaming, ran to her father, and clung to his legs, crying.Â
wow. haha
<3
I think its a joke toy.
Too busy imagining what *else* the sixth finger could do to comment.
giggle
my son gets freaked out by dolls, I know he'd think these would freak him out.