Ugh... @$@!ing ringtones

Friday, 26 June 2009

Ugh... @$@!ing ringtones
Ugh I can't stand ringtones:

I actually don't even like ringing sounds. I put my phone on vibrate. It just makes sense.

If I was forced to get a ringtone, I'd use something like the "I humped your finger, now your finger's pregnant" song from Ze Frank's optical illusion video. But then I'd be forced to buy ironic tee shirts from Threadless and become a hipster.

Please for the love of god... tell me you don't have a fricking ringtone. Or if so... what is it?

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I don't even have a phone. I use messenger pigeon.
- 6/26/2009 10:00 PM
- RazorBladeParade@xanga (message)
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lol, i have a ringtone, my phone is just on vibrate most of the time.
but when it's not, "whoa oh (me vs. everyone)" by Forever the Sickest Kids plays.
- 6/26/2009 10:10 PM
- quickxsavexme@xanga (message)
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Vibrate all the way. its easy and very discret. unless you have verizon & your phone sounds like a blow dryer, than good luck.
- 6/26/2009 10:16 PM
- MadisonxChannel@xanga (message)
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amadeus, amadeus, a-ma-deus
amadeus, amadeus, a-ma-deus
amadeus, amadeus, a-ma-deus
oh oh oh amadeus
- 6/26/2009 10:52 PM
- MochaMoose230@xanga (message)
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It Is Yours - J Holiday <3.
- 6/26/2009 10:55 PM
- MOOOOOOF@xanga (message)
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hahaha, my ringtone is the knife sound from psycho.
- 6/26/2009 11:02 PM
- MissPixieGlitter@xanga (message)
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I don't lmfao. I always keep my phone on vibrate because:
1) If its on ringtone, chances are I won't hear it, I'll just end up with a bunch of missed calls.
2) I hate ringtones. nuff said. they annoy me.
3) I sometimes use my phone in class SHUSHHHHH. =)
4) If its on vibrate, I can feel it in my pocket so I'll obv. pick up fast =)
- 6/26/2009 11:17 PM
- sozpa@xanga (message)
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@MissPixieGlitter@xanga - Ahaha! Nice.
My phone is often on silent, but when it is on, my ringtone is Big Bad World by Plain White T's.
- 6/26/2009 11:18 PM
- Sunny_Worms@xanga (message)
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i've two ringtones: boom boom pow and she's rockin' that thing.

haha. but i just always have my phone on vibrate.
xo
- 6/26/2009 11:43 PM
- JessxMaxine@xanga (message)
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ugh i hate ringtones too!! i put them on vibration mode too. :)
- 6/26/2009 11:54 PM
- xueyo@xanga (message)
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Mines is the whistling part of "Young Folks". It's catchy!
- 6/26/2009 11:55 PM
- Roadlesstaken@xanga (message)
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mine is "I am cornholio! i need TP for my bunghole!"
- 6/27/2009 12:02 AM
- RaabzBaby89@xanga (message)
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my phone is usually on vibrate because I feel it. when it rings I don't hear it. my old phone had numerous ringtones for different friends but they were a waste because my phone was always on vibrate
- 6/27/2009 12:03 AM
- Purrty_Pink@xanga (message)
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@Roadlesstaken@xanga - I was told that ringing part of that song was in a porno lmao I don't know which one though.
Mine is "Open Happiness" by Brendon Urie and others, promoting Coca-Cola :)
- 6/27/2009 12:11 AM
- KassieintheSkywithDiamonds@xanga (message)
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Haha. I got a ringtone that sounds like one of the origional telephone rings.
Priceless.
- 6/27/2009 12:16 AM
- TransportPhenomena@xanga (message)
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I hate cellphones in general. I hate stupid ringtones even more. That xkcd strip will forever be my motto. <3

@MochaMoose230@xanga - Hahahahahaha!
- 6/27/2009 12:34 AM
- punkofzombie@xanga (message)
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@punkofzombie@xanga - always has been & always will be my only ring tone
- 6/27/2009 12:36 AM
- MochaMoose230@xanga (message)
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I just now got done telling my girlfriend how annoying her mom was today, i went to her house for dinner and her mom got a new phone and thought it would be cool to youtube her favorite songs and record them, one for each person in her phone book....while we were all trying to watch a movie.
Personally, its on vib most of the time, when not its default is Last Resourt by papa roach.
- 6/27/2009 12:41 AM
- A_Real_Site@xanga (message)
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My ringtone for calls is the Zero Punctuation theme. My ringtone for txt messages is the sound when Link opens a chest from Legend of Zelda.
When my parents call is plays the dramatic music from Star Wars episode one during the epic saber scene with Darth Maul.
- 6/27/2009 1:02 AM
- testerdre89@xanga (message)
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mine rings to the theme song from happy days
- 6/27/2009 3:55 AM
- Knuckle_Breaker@xanga (message)
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@kassieisradxO@xanga - =O
- 6/27/2009 6:42 AM
- Roadlesstaken@xanga (message)
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I'm a huge pokemon fan, so my ringtone is, of course, the tune that plays when you get into a battle in red or blue version...
- 6/27/2009 1:25 PM
- thehighbreed@xanga (message)
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I always have a ringtone, but I try to use songs that most people don't know or that aren't on the radio all the time so that I don't get sick of them.

Currently, my ringtone is "Like a Stone" by Audioslave
- 6/27/2009 2:06 PM
- rekindled_soul@xanga (message)
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my ringtone is some of my fav songs.
- 6/27/2009 2:09 PM
- y_tc@xanga (message)
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Crazy Train is my ringtone. Although it is on vibrate most of the time.
- 6/27/2009 6:36 PM
- Pcgecko85@xanga (message)
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