Fresh off successfully using her 14 year old daughter to drum up a fake outrage to get on teevee more, Sarah Palin decided to take advantage of her children once again and this time instead of taking on that evil old man David Letterman she decided to take on the Internet.
What happened was some blog out there photoshopped an image of Ms. Palin holding her 16th child, the child king, Trig. They photoshopped the head of some wingnut radio host on the head of the holy Trig, himself! Sarah Palin, of course, was outraged! No one can use her children as political props,
but her!
Excited at the opportunity for another fake outrage
Palin released a statement condemning this desecration of the chosen one. Sadly, for ol' Sarah, she had no idea what she was getting into. See, the internet is filled with a lot of people with a lot of time on their hand who don't like being condemned. So what she did was the poke the largest bear in the world in the eye with a stick. I wonder how this is going to work out.
Oh, look, what do you know? The goons over at
SomethingAwful.com have decided to reap all sorts of photoshop hell all over Sarah Palin. Let's take a look at some of the beauties they have for us:
Oooh Voldemort, nice one
Killer Baby! Excellent!
How can you not love a Gwar reference?
You really can't go wrong with Star Wars.
Well, this one's just a little too good. Just creepy as all hell. It might as well be real.
Anyway, the moral of the story is don't poke the bear. Also, be a f*cking person and don't use your kids as political props. If you want to see all the photoshops, please check them out
HEREWho is winning: Sarah Palin or the Internet?
Comments (12)
From this post, apparently the internet fails at life.
Internet. Gwar FTW!
@randomneuralfirings@xanga - Then get off it? :'D
You can very rarely beat the losers of the internet.
I hope she really doesn't believe the GOP is going to support her in the 2012 election. She's a nut!
Internet. Lol.
Nobody can beat the internet.
EDIT: Rofl. I checked out the gallery. Somethingawful is FTW.
Hahahahhh, sucked in.
Little bees. Little bees. Little bees. Little bees.
Way to photoshop her little Trig. (sung to the chorus of Let it Be, by The Beatles, or "Little Bees" by Suas (EVE Online reference there))
@randomneuralfirings@xanga - agreed.
The shallowness of Sarah Palin is obvious, with or without the time and effort oh-so-eager photoshoppers contribute to the argument.
Seems all the 4 yr olds are on line and working overtime. Ask a few parents with special needs kids if they would want pics of their kids photoshopped to slam them for disparaging means.
A friend with a child with same problem Trig was born with, was appalled at the photoshop and subsiquient use for that pic and she doesnt really like her, but since supporting Obama before election is disgusted with HIS performance so far.
Too bad people havent remove the rose colored glasses on current administration.YET.
Palin's got sand in her vag. And those photoshops are HILARIOUS.
Palin for GOP nominee in 2012!!!
What? She lost the race for the Republicans last time! I really want her to lose for them again!
Why is the media still talking about her? Why won't she just go away? Preferably to the the real Russia and not the "Russia" she can so easily see from Alaska.