On my way to work this morning, I glanced over at the window display of my local Salvation Army to see this glorious piece of machinery:
At first, my eyes were caught by the phrase "Slam Cam," but upon further inspection of the device I realized that what I was looking at could be no less than the work of a wizard.
To use the Slam Cam, simply ask a friend to take a photo of you in one of several predetermined positions, miming the presence of a professional wrestler within your grasp. You then transfer the photo to a CD-ROM (CD-ROM INCLUDED!!!), follow the on-screen instructions, and VOILA: you're putting the Undertaker in a Sleeper Hold!
Note, of course, that this piece of magical machinery only works on Windows, specifically Windows 95 or higher. It is also from WWF, a years-defunct organization. But come on, people: pile-driving Stone Cold Steve Austin is timeless fun!
If you could put one celebrity in a choke hold, who would it be?
At first, my eyes were caught by the phrase "Slam Cam," but upon further inspection of the device I realized that what I was looking at could be no less than the work of a wizard.
Comments (19)
Robert Pattinson.
i could probably take miley cyrus if i tried hard enough.
hahahahaha
im weak
All the Jonas Brothers.
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - ditto.
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - i'd choke pattinson, too. but not the way you would. =p
it'd be hilarious if i could get the Governator or Chuck Norris in a choke hold, but it'd be so unbelievable that my friends would automatically call "Photoshop'd" on it
@storiesandsinker@xanga - YES!
@MissPixieGlitter@xanga - Ewwww.
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - hahaha. *gigglesnort*
can't help it.
Miley Cyrus...and choke her till shes blue....
Wayne Brady-he wanted to choke a bitch
Too many to list them all...
choke hold with intent? nick diamond....
paris hilton.
Technical point here; the name WWF is defunct for Vince McMahon's company, the company still exists as World Wrestling Entertainment and is one of the top entertainment draws around. The name had to be changed from World Wrestling Federation due to Vince losing a trademark case in a European court against the World Wildlife Fund (I'd love to choke those European judges, unless Bush and Cheney finally get arrested and taken there to be tried for their war crimes).
Robert Pattinson, Ashton Kutcher, anyone from the "Real World", George Clooney, to name a few.
@beforedawn@xanga can I take NEIL diamond?
@will - umm scary will robinson... lol ...but that skreech is jus too much of an idiot.. and niel umm... psst..gay?
Technically WWF is not a years defunct organization. The WWF (World Wrestling Federation) was sued by the WWF (World Wildlife Fund) and had to change their name to the WWE.
SInce the WWE is still going strong (with their own ticker on the stock market even) they are not anything close to be defunct.
You may be confusing the WWF with WCW, the WCW is now defunct only because the WWE bought them years ago and merged the two.