Effective immediately, I declare a Mancouch war on Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, known to us as Lady Gaga.
But in order to start a war, you must know your enemy.
I first found out about this abomination because she went to my college, New York University, before I got there. As a result, there was this awful sense of pride that swept through our (not really a) campus. At first, I thought that this wasn't going to be the worst thing, because she was mildly attractive:
That is, until I had to deal with "Poker Face" about three months before it got big, through today. This song refuses to go away.
An interesting tidbit from Wikipedia: "Gaga got her stage name when the music producer Rob Fusari compared her vocal style to that of Freddie Mercury, and took the name Gaga from the 1984 Queen single "Radio Ga-Ga." Freddie Mercury was a legend, and Queen was a great, great band. Just ask the guys from Wayne's World:
On the other hand, I'm pretty sure that Lady Gaga can't, you know, actually sing. Also, I'm pretty sure bubbles are not something you can wear, unless, of course, you're the bride of Frankenstein:
I would make an argument that not since Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas have we had such a continuously embarrassing "pop star."
At least Fergie has some redeeming good because she was in Grindhouse.
Join the war, or be lost. Mancouchers, which one is worse: Lady Gaga or Fergie?
neither of them are as attractive as they think they are.
as much as their music annoys me at times, hell, some of their songs are repetitively catchy
lol@fergie's pants
- John
That is some INTENSE crotch sweat. That or she peed her pants or she's really really really horny and has some disorder that causes her to produce WAYYY too much discharge.
Gross.
Lady Gaga
gaga at least hasn't sold her soul to hollywood as britney had long ago...
fergie is worse. i really love lady gaga. and your right, she can't really sing, but still, she's talented.
haha...fun post.
Actually, Fergie did pee her pants. The BEP were on stage in the middle of a performance & she went behind something on stage and peed right then & there. Hahaha...
lol. must i pick just one?!
I like Lady Gaga and Fergie. I know for sure Gaga writes her own music idkabout Fergie but maybe. Both sing very well live and actually SING unlike other pop stars like Spears. Hard to choose Mancouch
she's fucking weird.
Shut up, Lady Gaga can actually sing, pretty well in fact
if anything, she sings better than you.
Lady Gaga ftw
they both suck
Gaga is worse. I can't even think of a word to describe her awfulness. Plus, every time I hear her songs, I think I'm playing Simon or something like that.
@PrincessYnattirb@xanga - Then what is her talent? Lol. She can't even dress herself properly!
GaGa.
I like lady gaga's songs but sometimes it's so overplayed I can't stand it.
I like both of them. Lady Gaga can actually sing. I was surprised when I found this out. (Go to youtube and look up poker face acoustic, I think it's awesome) I think she is attractive as hell!! Not only that but she just looks like a cool, crazy person to hang out with. Love her music and her attitude.
Fergie can sing. I hate the song Glamorous though, but other than that, I still like her. Catchy tunes and somewhat attractive. But if I had to pick, I like Gaga more.
Only because I could "poker face" with my "disco stick".
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neither of them are as attractive as they think they are.
as much as their music annoys me at times, hell, some of their songs are repetitively catchy
lol@fergie's pants
- John
That is some INTENSE crotch sweat. That or she peed her pants or she's really really really horny and has some disorder that causes her to produce WAYYY too much discharge.
Gross.
Lady Gaga
gaga at least hasn't sold her soul to hollywood as britney had long ago...
fergie is worse.
i really love lady gaga.
and your right, she can't really sing, but still, she's talented.
haha...fun post.
Actually, Fergie did pee her pants. The BEP were on stage in the middle of a performance & she went behind something on stage and peed right then & there. Hahaha...
lol. must i pick just one?!
I like Lady Gaga and Fergie. I know for sure Gaga writes her own music idkabout Fergie but maybe. Both sing very well live and actually SING unlike other pop stars like Spears. Hard to choose Mancouch
she's fucking weird.
Shut up, Lady Gaga can actually sing, pretty well in fact
if anything, she sings better than you.
Lady Gaga ftwthey both suck
Gaga is worse. I can't even think of a word to describe her awfulness. Plus, every time I hear her songs, I think I'm playing Simon or something like that.
@PrincessYnattirb@xanga - Then what is her talent? Lol. She can't even dress herself properly!
GaGa.
I like lady gaga's songs but sometimes it's so overplayed I can't stand it.
@raiderjester@xanga - she's a really great song writer.
I WOULD MARRY THEM BOTH
Fergie's a billion times worse.
Ew Gaga for sure I really can't stand her
She has one ugly face. ewww.
@Imnotcrazyjustinsane@xanga - HAHAHAH LOOOL !
I like both of them. Lady Gaga can actually sing. I was surprised when I found this out. (Go to youtube and look up poker face acoustic, I think it's awesome) I think she is attractive as hell!! Not only that but she just looks like a cool, crazy person to hang out with. Love her music and her attitude.
Fergie can sing. I hate the song Glamorous though, but other than that, I still like her. Catchy tunes and somewhat attractive. But if I had to pick, I like Gaga more.
Only because I could "poker face" with my "disco stick".