What do men really want?

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

What do men really want?
Pretend you're a father. (If you're already a father, good, you're ahead of the game. Pound it. -pounds it-)

I always see ties, coffee, and golfing accessories as grrreat gift ideas for Fathers. Ties with golf club prints. Golf clubs in the shape of ties. Anti-coffee stain ties, resistant to golf club damage. Golf ball mugs that pour out tie-scented coffee. Wowzerz. So many options!

You know what'd really help a brother out, though, in this type of situation? If my dad expressed any interest in wearing ties or considered golf a real sport! :D
As much as my dad can't get enough of those decorated pieces of paper (they're called cards, on the streets), or photographs of us kids (!) (more decorated pieces of paper, essentially), I'm thinking -maybe just maybe- this time around, he'd want something other than a fucking piece of paper.
So, you're a father, and it's Father's Day. You wake up and think to yourself, "Huh. I really hope those kids got me _______ ." FILL IN THE BLANK.
With love
Your asshole daughter,
Maggie

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A vintage, electric 12-string Rickenbacker guitar.
- 6/17/2009 11:32 PM
- Sgt_Pepper13@xanga (message)
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grandkids.
- 6/17/2009 11:35 PM
- abcxunt@xanga (message)
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"_______________a one year membership to my favorite porn site "
- 6/17/2009 11:45 PM
- TheUnbearableLightnessofPeeing@xanga (message)
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A hooker and some blow!!!! JK I know most kids cannot afford that, when I was a kid I just always made my parents like a big breakfast or something. It was easy plus I wouldn't have to spend any money. And it was thoughtful now that I am older I usually just get him gift cards to a sports store or something,
- 6/17/2009 11:47 PM
- kyleberg29@xanga (message)
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@Sgt_Pepper13@xanga - Oh, dad, is it mid-life crisis time already? <3
- 6/17/2009 11:50 PM
- Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga (message)
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@kyleberg29@xanga - Don't worry, I got the perfect slut for you, just take it out of my college fund.

@TheUnbearableLightnessofPeeing@xanga - What site?
- 6/17/2009 11:55 PM
- Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga (message)
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@Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga - I just think it would be a good prop to BS the ignorant. "Yeah, I totally met Paul Weller a few years ago. He liked me so much he gave me the guitar he recorded In The City with."
- 6/17/2009 11:59 PM
- Sgt_Pepper13@xanga (message)
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@Sgt_Pepper13@xanga - Whoa! That'd be so cool if I knew who you were talking about!
- 6/18/2009 12:07 AM
- Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga (message)
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My brother and I are going to take our Dad out for dinner. (: He loves family time.
- 6/18/2009 12:12 AM
- TheSpaceBass@xanga (message)
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@Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga - Paul Weller was the guitar player and the lead singer of The Jam.
- 6/18/2009 12:19 AM
- Sgt_Pepper13@xanga (message)
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@Sgt_Pepper13@xanga - Oh, the Jam! The Jam, yes. They were, er,...jammin'! I know exactly...uh.
- 6/18/2009 12:25 AM
- Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga (message)
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i hope my asshole daughter actually loves me. if not, then any of the latest video games will do as a present.
- 6/18/2009 12:37 AM
- jolee121910@xanga (message)
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A piece of paper on which is written a letter with the kid’s own handwriting about the kid’s pains and happiness.
- 6/18/2009 12:46 AM
- choyshinglin@xanga (message)
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I'm thinking of buying a new recliner to add to the mancave, and some new climbing gear.
- 6/18/2009 12:51 AM
- echois23@xanga (message)
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BEER! in my dad's case.. he loves beer. But for some reason this year he told me he only wanted a card.. but I want to get him something because he's been such a good dad.
- 6/18/2009 12:55 AM
- xjadersx@xanga (message)
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love and respect, a nice word and a smile... and i am a father so... give me a hug and stay for awhile...
- 6/18/2009 1:10 AM
- beforedawn@xanga (message)
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If he's into sports, how about a Gatorade soaking?
- 6/18/2009 1:48 AM
- WLCALUM@xanga (message)
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something to stop your mum from nagging
- 6/18/2009 2:59 AM
- princessMic@xanga (message)
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- 6/18/2009 6:12 AM
- kent33@healthkicker (message)
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mine said, "a hammer, i broke 2 the other day."
- 6/18/2009 7:58 AM
- zubes5806@xanga (message)
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haha i think it is chessy to give someone a card but i do it for everythingg just because what if they don't like your gift...but when in doubt buy dad some beeer ;)
- 6/18/2009 8:24 AM
- bamxocandy@xanga (message)
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Somebody needs a hug.
- 6/18/2009 9:04 AM
- dragon_king@xanga (message)
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@kent33@healthkicker - I didn't know that
- 6/18/2009 9:05 AM
- dragon_king@xanga (message)
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just think of something your dad spends the most time doing outside of work. get him something that compliments that. if he builds shit get him tools. if he smokes pot get him a pipe. you get the picture...
- 6/18/2009 12:05 PM
- C_UNIT42@xanga (message)
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My dad asked for something he could use to record the new "cool" bass lines he's coming up with. We're also getting him a wii (kind of a family present really).
But usually we just buy him shirts or drum sticks. He also seems to like to like it when we get him CD's or DVD's... especially live shows from his favorite bands. :]Just think of his hobbies and get him something pertaining to that.
- 6/18/2009 12:17 PM
- satin_and_tat@xanga (message)
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