Ok I'm gonna be honest with you guys. My "
friend" doesn't have sexsomnia... I do.
I didn't even know I had sexsomnia until I met my current girlfriend. The first clue: I would wake up in the middle of the night, and I would be having sex. Awesome, I thought... my girlfriend must be super horny to start things up while I'm sleeping.
It started to become obvious that something was going on when I would wake up and not remember having sex the night before.
Let me repeat that: I would wake up and not remember having sex the night before!!!That's when I realized that this was a real problem... what's the point of having sex if you can't remember it? It's like I was roofie'ing myself every night!
The Top Five reasons sexsomnia is a problem:
- Say my mom visits and I fall asleep. I'm just going to stop there.
- If you go to bed mad and then you initiate sex while sleeping... you kinda lose the argument (whatever it was).
- Birth Control. It's hard to remember condoms when you're sleepwalking (sleepsexing?).
- If you don't remember having sleep sex... you may try to initiate conscious sex later. It's like your conscious mind has to compete with your subconscious mind to see who can have more sex!
- Did I mention my mom vising??!
I don't know what the cure is for sexsomnia... except, I've noticed that I sexsomnia less when I've been having sex.
So... the only real treatment for sexsomnia is more sex. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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Don't invite me for sleepovers.
LOL
I heard of this sleep disorder once...I've read on wikipedia.
i kno pepul who wud love to hava sleepover with you
o.O wow
@free2chuze@xanga - HAHAHAH!!!
hey, call me
Or you could try going to the doctor? Wait, so, you think having this is a bad thing, right?
Try hand-cuffs...that'll either solve your problem or add to it...hahah!
um dont ever let your mum or sisters visit! eww
Ouch. Yeah number 1 and number 5 are good ones.
These are all really good reasons.
lol at #2
lol it's a curse and a gift
LOL woww....go visit a sleep doctor! That would be a pretty awkward conversation though.
this is scary.
it's like harriet tubman... except i don't know how sex worked back in the days of the underground railroad...
I've never heard of Sexomnia.... weird, lol.
@yourblondeness@xanga - hey now no cheating allowed or you're paying me back for the champagne
this sounds very fishy, but i'm sure your potential victim would stop you in the event that your unconscious proposition was unwanted. Could try sleeping pills though.
sleepsexing. love it.
Im sorry you got this man.
its so odd. I have never heard of it.
that would suck so much. I mean. I love having sex more than most men do, but if you didn't remember that would suck.
benefit, you will probably have good glutes, and some abs after doing it in your sleep, and when your awake.
@emo4glife@xanga - It doesn't HAVE to be cheating, think about it for a minute.
@yourblondeness@xanga - im thinking.....um...3some?
@emo4glife@xanga - FTW! haha sounds good to me. or just when you get tired, he can sleepsex me.
hahahaha.
well the good thing is that your gf is not a sleepwalker/ and a "sexsomniac" because then she'd be a sleepwalking whore and then you would get stds and such.
I've done it. It's really funny, I think. Only happens to me when I fall into periods of insomnia and spend too much time awake.
Woke up having sex with one of my best friends a year or so ago. Good times.
wow is all i can say.