This guy recently told me he's been meeting TONS of girls ever since he started got a French Bulldog. Now when he walks his dog, lots of girls strike up a conversation with the French Bulldog... and eventually with him.
Ok, it's a good idea... but imagine how much more effective it would be if he was walking puppies!
OMG that would work so well. In fact, someone should start a business where you can rent puppies and walk them once a day. If you meet the woman of your dreams, then you can buy the puppy and pretend you owned him all along. Of course, your entire relationship would be based on a lie... but maybe you could live with that.
Ok a hypothetical: you're renting a puppy from my Rent-O-Puppy business, and you meet the person of your dreams. Then you buy the puppy and raise him together. Eventually, you fall in love (with the person, not the puppy) and move in together. You, your lover and your puppy live happily ever after.
At what point do you your future mate that they were ensared through the classic Rent-O-Puppy ruse? Or do you take it to your grave?
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i think dog walker is a legit job where you can walk a puppy once a day? That is of course if the rich butt paying you has a cute puppy?
also why would a manly man want to be walking a puppy? doesnt that make him look slightly like a tool? XD
take that one to the grave. it's a little bit pathetic... haha sorry, but the truth hurts.
My brother tried that when he got his (legit) beagle puppy. I guess it worked.... He got a lot of attention from women.
Unfortunately, the majority of them were eithe very old or very ugly. I don't think that was in his plans.
Aww... I LOVE puppies!!! I already have a boyfriend, so I guess it wouldn't work. I would be too interested in the puppy though.
I'd take it to my grave. What she doesn't know won't hurt her right? That's REALLY fucked up but in this case it's alright I guess...
that is a great way to pick up girls. i love puppies there sooo cute. what female doesn't like puppies? unless trhere allergic.
I like cats
I actually think this idea is genius. But instead of lying to the potential SO, why not just say you walk the little pup once a week for a "friend"? This way, you're not stuck with a puppy, when/if you two break up.
hahah, the kid-in-tow thing works better with me. multiples? even better! ;P
My question is what are you going to do with all the puppies that didnt get bought? lol. This would work though, I recently got into an in-traffic conversation with a woman holding a puppy in a van. She continued waving more puppies out the window for me to see,telling me all about them. If this strikes up converstations with stangers in traffic it would definatley work to pick up chicks.
Holy SHIT. I'm going to try this! O_O;
WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF THIS?!
...oh...
I know why...
Midnight hates walks. -.-' Lazy bum...
Ok, so maybe I'm just in the cynical minority; but if I see a guy walking a puppy, solo, I initially presume he's gay. However, if I do make it as far as 'striking up conversation with the puppy' so to speak, and I get a 'look' from the guy - or decide he doesn't seem like he's batting for the other team afterall - then THAT is when I change my assumption and decide that he is instead just some ass who's walking a dog to get female attention.....
That's when I'll lose interest (in the guy not the sute-as-hell-puppy) On the other hand, the Rent-O-Puppy is still a great idea, don't get me wrong. Just be prepared that the female attention you're likely to attract in the long term is from those-of-little-depth and beauties with no brain cells!
Ahah oh boy. That's kind of a far way to go to get a girl. If a girl likes you, she likes you, if she doesn't, well then... she doesn't like you. End of story.
I like dogs and puppies, but I subconsciously judge guys with wimpy little dogs, as wimpy haha. So if you're going to try this, go for a bigger awesome dog.
This is a fantastic idea, I also thought of this a few years ago, but never got the time to actually implement this idea.
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