This guy recently told me he's been meeting TONS of girls ever since he started got a French Bulldog. Now when he walks his dog, lots of girls strike up a conversation with the French Bulldog... and eventually with him.
Ok, it's a good idea... but imagine how much more effective it would be if he was walking puppies!
OMG that would work so well. In fact, someone should start a business where you can rent puppies and walk them once a day. If you meet the woman of your dreams, then you can buy the puppy and pretend you owned him all along. Of course, your entire relationship would be based on a lie... but maybe you could live with that.
Ok a hypothetical: you're renting a puppy from my Rent-O-Puppy business, and you meet the person of your dreams. Then you buy the puppy and raise him together. Eventually, you fall in love (with the person, not the puppy) and move in together. You, your lover and your puppy live happily ever after.
At what point do you your future mate that they were ensared through the classic Rent-O-Puppy ruse? Or do you take it to your grave?