Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Elissa… In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love. From all my past experiences, I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms, everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letters to you, and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays ELISSA, and it’s a time consuming work. In order to avoid all this, I need all my love letters back, so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend. Please send it back to me. I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters. Another thing ELISSA, I have given you one cute photo of mine. Can you send it to me please? You know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome, and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.
And also, during my 1½ years of love days, I have spent a lot of money for impressing you. I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest. The expenses are as follows:
Lunch/Dinner $3000, Cool Drinks$1000, Snacks $500, Juice $100, Cinema $200, Internet Chatting $500, Mobile $200, Petrol $1500, Gift Items $2000, - Grand Total:
$9000 (in Words: nine thousand US dollars).
Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girlfriend, and moreover if you have any of my gifts lying with you, I’m ready to take these packs in half prices.
Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.
I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you don’t need to write again to your boyfriend and your photos so that you can give to your new BF.
Good day Elissa and don’t forget to settle the above amount as soon as possible.
Your ex-baby,
Lovely Bear.
Mancouch says: This is actually kind of genius.
Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Comments (383)
i kinda want to do this.
ladies and gentlemen, we have a douche bag.
lmao. this was too good
Lmao, how horrible for this chick.
um. what are you, like twelve? this is pathetic!
That's the kind of letter that calls for a flaming bag of dog poo at the door. That's a new level of jerk. He's so un-original that he wants his old letters back? Oh sure just what the new girl wants--recycled material. And he's so hard up for cash he's billing this woman?
Hell forget the dog poo. A swift kick in the nuts will do. How crass! Genius my foot. I could understand articles of clothing or something a person really could use. But all things gifted and intended to be kept aren't going any dang where.
oh wow ==
Whether this is real or not, this is pretty hilarious. I thought it was stupid to ask for the letters, but once he started mentioning about money rolling in, it starts getting good ;)
...What the crap? This can't be serious? How crazy.
haha, wow. I'm hoping this wasn't a real letter.
whoa. is that letter real?
<3
Lmao. Briliant. However, if I was that girl, he would not get anything back, except, perhaps, the photo.
LMAO he's the definition of an asshole jerkfaceee ahhaha
but its funny
L.O.LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
HAHAH @dare2bdifferent
bahaha.
it really makes you wonder, though
if this guy was high when he wrote this.
not only is it rude to her, its rude to his new girlfriend who is getting his left overs because he was too lazy to write a nice letter. women appreciate simple things.
Hahahaha! That is clever! She probably played him over or something to deserve this kind of letter. Seriously. This guy is very smart.
I'd just respond with:
Dear person I don't love anymore,Remember all those times that I paid for your dinner, your clothes, your gifts, and helped you fix that flat tire? Oh, and remember that one time I practically supported your butt for the past few months when you were too "emotionally unstable" to get a job (you were actually play WoW with your buddies) well, all that amounts to around $10,000 U.S dollars. So, kindly pay me $1,000 U.S. dollars back. Thanks.
That is awesome!
I must admit that was pretty funny and unexpected. The new girlfriend won't be happy when she finds out about this.
Hahaha
omg! hilarious!!!
He's so pathetic! She should request for compensation from that dude for wasting 3 minutes of her life reading a piece of trash . And the cost that comes with it should be marked with PRICELSS.
this is hilarious...i think i'm gonna try this next time i break up with someone...what made it more funny was that his grammar was horrible.
OMG-- this is amazing
dear LOVELY BEAR,
can i keepz teh cheezburger tho?
love,ELISSA