Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Elissa… In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love. From all my past experiences, I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms, everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letters to you, and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays ELISSA, and it’s a time consuming work. In order to avoid all this, I need all my love letters back, so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend. Please send it back to me. I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters. Another thing ELISSA, I have given you one cute photo of mine. Can you send it to me please? You know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome, and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.
And also, during my 1½ years of love days, I have spent a lot of money for impressing you. I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest. The expenses are as follows:
Lunch/Dinner $3000, Cool Drinks$1000, Snacks $500, Juice $100, Cinema $200, Internet Chatting $500, Mobile $200, Petrol $1500, Gift Items $2000, - Grand Total:
$9000 (in Words: nine thousand US dollars).
Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girlfriend, and moreover if you have any of my gifts lying with you, I’m ready to take these packs in half prices.
Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.
I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you don’t need to write again to your boyfriend and your photos so that you can give to your new BF.
Good day Elissa and don’t forget to settle the above amount as soon as possible.
Your ex-baby,
Lovely Bear.
Mancouch says: This is actually kind of genius.
Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Comments (383)
@Omelettes@xanga - hehe, and I mean his personality too. I wonder if he would write it down after everytime he goes out with his gf how much he spent on her and why. :P
@nl_melody@xanga - Haha. Yeah. But I can't help but find it very funny that he actually reuses his love poems.
I find the bad grammar more amusing than the letter itself.
This was totally awesome. id be SCREWED if he was my ex. ha.
LOL THAT'S SMART THOUGH. Instead of churning up brain juices every time one gets a new lover just to write love letters.. reuse them :) Though that's a bit insulting.
Some people have gone to court for engagement rings. You know those
big expensive pieces of jewellery? Women don't want to give it back
and men want them back. While those things are engagement rings or
jewellery this guy obviously took his cue from those court battles over
jewellery.
Should he get it back? I don't know but it looks like
he could actually go to court if he doesn't do anything to soften that
hard head of his.
I'm not exactly sure if I believe all of that..but if it is: WHAT A JERK! How could you stand going out with him? If he was this worried about spending money on you and him, then he shouldn't have done it. If he asked YOU out for dinner then it is HIS problem that he spend the money. If he bought YOU the gifts, you shouldn't have to return them. Return to him what is his, and keep what is yours. Gosh, is he going to ask for that money total letter back so he can do it to his next gf after they break up?
lmao if that was a satire, it was ridiculously funny
if it was real, its still funny, but im laughing at how stupid the guy who wrote it was. never, ever, recycle gifts/love letters, because its wrong, but mainly b/c your new gf will crucify you if she finds out, and also asking for stuff back is wrong wrong wrong