Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Elissa… In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love. From all my past experiences, I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms, everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letters to you, and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays ELISSA, and it’s a time consuming work. In order to avoid all this, I need all my love letters back, so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend. Please send it back to me. I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters. Another thing ELISSA, I have given you one cute photo of mine. Can you send it to me please? You know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome, and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.
And also, during my 1½ years of love days, I have spent a lot of money for impressing you. I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest. The expenses are as follows:
Lunch/Dinner $3000, Cool Drinks$1000, Snacks $500, Juice $100, Cinema $200, Internet Chatting $500, Mobile $200, Petrol $1500, Gift Items $2000, - Grand Total:
$9000 (in Words: nine thousand US dollars).
Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girlfriend, and moreover if you have any of my gifts lying with you, I’m ready to take these packs in half prices.
Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.
I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you don’t need to write again to your boyfriend and your photos so that you can give to your new BF.
Good day Elissa and don’t forget to settle the above amount as soon as possible.
Your ex-baby,
Lovely Bear.
Mancouch says: This is actually kind of genius.
Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Comments (384)
Why did you douches publish my letter?!
HEY!!!
this is a good idea. not bad.
HAHA, is this real? This can't be real...
ROFL! OMG. hahahaha! This guy is pretty pathetic. Reusing poems and letters? And asking for money back?
WOW.
AHAHAAHHA!
I LOVE THIS!
this is pretty amazing, i won't lie.
hahha..wow...
at least he recycles...ot sure if thats for a good cause though
Wow. This is practicaly genius.
WOW. This is great. Why'd he caps lock her name? Spite?
Lol, thats funny.
I have never laughed so hard at someone's break-up. This is hillarious!
LMFAO. What an assface.
(( Why have I never itemized my past relationships....I'd be a multi-millionaire by NOW!!! ))
Ha ha ha ha ha ... Would love to hear Elissa's reply : )
Very impressive.
^ That's Funny! ROTFL !
Awesome.
yo that's a niiice touch! " Your ex-baby..."
besides the poor grammar, this dude is a literary genius. no joke.
hahaha rotflmfao
Talk about practicality to the max....
Ha! That is great.
@nelio2k@xanga
tell me about it....
Wow...thats ridiculous.
I pray that no one out there is really that pathedic. gah..
If I were Elissa, I would probably say,
Dear douchebag,
When you dumped me, I burned everything you ever gave me, including your cute picture and all the letters you ever wrote. I love my new BF so much that I am writing him all new letters. I'm sorry your girlfriend will have to see you for the ugly wanker that you are now instead of as the romantic prince charming that you had me duped in believing you were.
Yours truly,
Elissa
Rofl!!
Wow he's psychotically bitter.
I hate getting clingy ones like that.
This one guy asked for the gifts he gave me back after speaking nothing but shit about me for months and decided to be rude about it as well. Needless to say, he didn't get shit.