Do you hit on girls online?

Thursday, 11 June 2009

Do you hit on girls online?
I think it's tacky to hit on or openly flirt with girls online.

This avatar represents all online girls.

But I often see Mancouch commenters hitting on each other. I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, it's exciting that our work here at Mancouch may contribute to some of you getting lucky in the bedroom. On the other hand, it's somewhat painful to read the lames lines you use on each other. In a bar, everyone is kinda drunk and there's no permanent record... online we're all sober (except for me) and comments last forever!

So let's just get it all out of the way. I give you all permission to hit on each other, just for this one post. Flirt up a storm... I promise not to judge you.

I'll start things off by hitting on the blonde avatar above.

Me: Hey baby... what does digital skin feel like - is it like plastic?
Avatar: Why are you sitting on a couch? And what exactly is a "mancouch"?
Me: Well it's a long story. Why don't you sit down and I'll tell you?
Avatar: No.
Me: ...

Ok hitting on girls isn't really my thing... "is it like plastic"?! But I see a lot of you guys hitting on and flirting with each other, so I must be in the minoritiy.

Do you hit on girls (and guys) online? How's it work out for you...

ps You have carte blanche to hit on each other in this post! Please don't get too serious or creepy though...

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i only hit on the hot girls. oh wait...
- 6/11/2009 4:44 PM
- beetunes@xanga (message)
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I hit on people but only in a joking manner. I think I'm just a natural flirt.
- 6/11/2009 4:45 PM
- MangoWOW@xanga (message)
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Funnily enough, I just don't realise I'm hitting on them. Apparently, these days being polite and complimenting someone is hitting on them.
- 6/11/2009 4:50 PM
- passingpluto@xanga (message)
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I don't think I've ever hit on a Xangan. Am I missing out? :-o
- 6/11/2009 4:52 PM
- TheL0ki@xanga (message)
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@TheL0ki@xanga - Read previous comments on Mancouch by girls. Then decide.
- 6/11/2009 4:56 PM
- passingpluto@xanga (message)
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I hit on hot guys because its fun.... well it did get me my boyfriend ;D
- 6/11/2009 4:59 PM
- panda_cupcake@xanga (message)
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Why are girls even on mancouch >: ( MANCOUCH not stupid girl couch with flowers and plastic stuff to protect it from the soup I'll prbly spill on it :3
- 6/11/2009 5:00 PM
- Kevin_is_a_pirate@xanga (message)
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I flirt without realizing I'm flirting and I do it ALL the time. And I know I've done it on line. Yeah I've been hit on online but most of the guys just say idiotic things and I just laugh at them. I don't think I've hit on anyone online or at least not intentionally.
- 6/11/2009 5:04 PM
- jakkie_paints_in_purple@xanga (message)
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nope ... broke three computers that way.. prefers to hit them in person....
- 6/11/2009 5:05 PM
- beforedawn@xanga (message)
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@Kevin_is_a_pirate@xanga - not all girls like flowery things and put plastic on everything. Some even spill things.
- 6/11/2009 5:06 PM
- jakkie_paints_in_purple@xanga (message)
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I met my gf on Myspace. Yeah, I know, I know... MySpace. But hey, whatever works.
- 6/11/2009 5:13 PM
- yakko1@xanga (message)
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So, mancouch,...come here often? -fluctuates eyebrows-
- 6/11/2009 5:13 PM
- Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga (message)
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@Kevin_is_a_pirate@xanga - Yeah! Stupid girls.
- 6/11/2009 5:15 PM
- Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga (message)
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@Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga - I bet your skin feels like plastic... damn! Did it again...
- 6/11/2009 5:17 PM
- mancouch (message)
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@jakkie_paints_in_purple@xanga - I think I speak for all girls when I say we never spill things, especially not on our plastic flowers. I don't know what you're talking about.
- 6/11/2009 5:18 PM
- Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga (message)
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I dont think I hit on girls online. Not positive though.

I do have a female friend (21yearsold at the time) who met a guy on WoW (he was 31yearsold). She met him offline and she lost her virginity to him.Creepy stuff if you ask me.
- 6/11/2009 5:18 PM
- TransportPhenomena@xanga (message)
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@mancouch - As plastic as the coverings on our couches. Oh, baby. Oh, baby.
- 6/11/2009 5:19 PM
- Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga (message)
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@Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga - Yeah okay sure if you want to believe that.
- 6/11/2009 5:22 PM
- jakkie_paints_in_purple@xanga (message)
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@jakkie_paints_in_purple@xanga - Thanks for your permission. Can I have your number?
- 6/11/2009 5:25 PM
- Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga (message)
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@Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga - oh hitting on me on mancouch are you?
- 6/11/2009 5:30 PM
- jakkie_paints_in_purple@xanga (message)
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Ninja attack!

it works well! you only need to say things that they can respond to at first then become friends? how hard can that be? unfortunately you have to let go all beacuse they live far away and you cant afford to fly to meet them.
- 6/11/2009 5:31 PM
- jeezcak3@xanga (message)
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@jakkie_paints_in_purple@xanga - What gave you that idea...
- 6/11/2009 5:32 PM
- Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga (message)
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-pats Mancouch's stomach- "This will soon be plump with my seed."
ehehe.
- 6/11/2009 5:41 PM
- Goose_Nickelic@xanga (message)
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@Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors@xanga - I have no idea. Lucky guess?
- 6/11/2009 5:42 PM
- jakkie_paints_in_purple@xanga (message)
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Someone stop the girls flirting on the mancouch, please.
GUARD!
- 6/11/2009 5:49 PM
- passingpluto@xanga (message)
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