Thursday, 04 June 2009

• Why women prefer younger men

  Guys sometimes portray a stereotype which may be real for some (but generally false for most), namely, that there is some kind of ideal situation wherein the much older man pairs up with the much younger woman.

  For example, we have Charlie Sheen here in the role of Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men.  Charlie is a shameless alcoholic womanizer in the show, and while he is 40ish years old man though out the series, he generally refuses to date any woman who is older than about 20 years of age. (There is an exception in the series whereby he becomes infatuated with a much older woman (who of course ends up dumping him)), but the primary theme is prevalent...his goal is to sleep with a different woman every night (a number of these women are prostitutes), and they all must be substantially younger than himself, pretty much by decades. Even his stalker is a much younger babe.

  

  Another similar character for this stereotype is this guy who plays the role of womanizer Barney on How I met your Mother. He is a slightly younger version of Charlie (above) and all of the things that make him tick are the same things that make Charley tick, namely, women who are much much younger than himself, and, dispensable from one night to the next.

  

  So the point of this piece is to talk about things in reverse, and, namely, how, in real life, the ideal combination is that of the younger man with the older woman.

  Here are nine reasons explaining why the younger man/older woman combination is the perfect combination in actual human existence. 

  1.  Younger men are Teachable, older women are natural teachers, and yes I am talking mostly about sex.
  

  

   

  2.  Younger men don't have all those Walls Up from having been betrayed (by their own perception if nothing else)

   

   

  3.  Younger men are not so loaded down with all this baggage, at least not as much as older men are. And I am not talking about children.  Children are cool.

  

   

  4.  Younger men aren't nearly as obsessed with their own penis (more specifically, whether it will function), leaving younger men as much more attentive to the sexual desires, preferences, needs and wants of their partner. I mean seriously I dated an older man one time, and I swear, when it came to sex that man was so utterly obsessed with his own penis that it totally ruined our sex life.  That need not have been the case.

  When it came to his dick, all he could think about was "Will it work tonight? Oops it's not working tonight.  Therefore we will have no sex, and I am going to lay here and feel sorry for myself and expect you to try to build me up and make me feel like a man again." 

  Younger men are laughing right now because they know how stupid that sounds.  "I can make her happy, penis or no penis!" is what all the younger men are thinking right now.  "Let me take a break from my own selfish lust need and take some time to learn what she wants!" the young guys would be thinking.

  "And anyway, let me make her happy first, because once I make her really really happy, Mister Penis will come around as if by a miracle!" is what the younger men know. Maybe we can even go shopping, have some fun that way, thinks the younger man without feeling intimidated.

  5.  Younger men are much more open minded. 

  I remember one time this older man found out that I fantasize about women as much as men.  What goes through his head and comes out of his mouth?  "Oh my god this is tragic!  In the past I was jealous of half of the world.  Now I have to be jealous of 100% of the people instead of 50% of the people!" 

  Seriously, an older man said this to me one time.  Younger men know better!  Younger men just know that the sexier she is the sexier she is!  No matter what it will be better for him, not a threat to him.

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  Therefore, younger men don't waste the night away whining about some trumped up jealousy issues

  

  6.  Younger men are not so arrogant

  

  There are a certain number of older men who just think they are the greatest thing by mere virtue of the fact that they think they are rare and therefore in great demand.  I say, that just depends on where you hang out, and if you are hanging out somewhere that you are a super minority, then woman, its time to move.  Myself, I never end up hanging out in situations where the women outnumber men, and I am not going to tell all my secrets in one article.  But one example of this kind of thing is that of moving to the state of Alaska (no, I don't live there, but I have visited...) there is a saying in Alaska that goes like this "The Odds are Good but the Goods are Odd."

  The point is, if you are trapped in some kind of situation where these old dudes think they are gods gift to women?

  Get the freak out of there!  Fast !  Trust me, just go.  These type of men are boring assholes and not worth the time of day.

  7.  Younger men are much more Fearless

  Die during sex?

  

  Your younger men are not going to be worried about stroking out or having a heart attack during sex, therefore they are not going to be holding back like some of these older dudes might be doing.  Move on!  But as for younger guys, but they understand your fears about life in general, and if you have never been comforted by a much younger man, you had a lot to look forward to honey!  Their arms feel so safe and firm!  Snuggle down!

  

   

  

  8.  Younger men are never boring!

  

  And boring totally sucks!  You know what I'm saying?  You can do SO MUCH better!

  9.  Younger men are much more appreciative and much less competitive. 

   It matters to them that you can afford to live in a place like this, year round, with or without their assistance!  They notice that you make your own income.  They don't fight it, matter of fact, they are willing to join in!  Younger men are not going to say, "You Will Live Where I say We are Living."  No way!  Younger men are FLEXIBLE which is the very best thing of all.  Take them with you!  I seriously doubt you will ever regret it.

  

  You can live wherever you choose to live, e.g., the most beautiful spot in the world, such as the spot that I have chosen for now, AND younger men always notice and appreciate the fact that you have have no roommates, do not live with your parents, and do not live in a state of economic dependence.  This is a turn on for the younger man, and from what I have noticed, they do not mind having their own bathroom either.

  All the easier for them to make themselves gorgeous for YOU!

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