Thursday, 04 June 2009

• How to Win Her Over in Just Two Weeks

  There she is, the girl you've had your eye on, that you just keep running into.
  
  

  
  

  
  It could be work, it could be school, but she's just unavoidable.  You sort of hit it off, but she sees you as that sort of goofy, friendly guy.  You can picture that night you leave work or class together, maybe have a few drinks, have a great time and then, right when you think the moment could be ripe she tells you how she really values you as a friend.  Oh snap, buzzkill...Or maybe you've been friends for a long long time, but you have wanted more and can't break through that barrier.
  

  
  To many of us friend is a four-letter word. But it's okay.  In just two weeks, depending on your testosterone levels, you can put a plan into full-effect that will make you damned near irresistible to the object of your affection. 
  
  The first, and last, thing you do, is throw your razor away.  Why?  Because you're growing a beard, that's why.  Beards are all the rage these days, and in a moment I'll explain the psychology behind it, but first a celebrity beard example: Jake Gyllenhaal.
  
  

  
  

  
  So what's so appealing to women about a beard?  Despite what the long-emerging metrosexual social norm will tell you, women still like a man that is, well, a man, at least biologically.  The ability to grow a beard is an excellent sign of that.  Also, take a look at that guy above.  He's a celebrity, and he's sporting a beard.  People tend to be swayed by popular opinion, and love to relate celebrity to their simple lives.  So if they can say, "wow, his beard really makes him look like Russell Crowe circa Gladiator."  Russell Crowe in particular might not be her bag, but she probably loves saying the word "circa" because it makes her sound smart.
  
  But it goes further than that.  Children love beards, and women love children.  Small children will be fascinated by and grab at your facial hair, and once a couple are strapped in and the woman in question sees adorable children hanging from your beard, she will have no choice but to swoon completely.  Beware, however, as this is an extremely powerful tactic.  If your goal is just to snag some benefits, rufies are the way to go.  A beard is sure to snag her in with maternal and romantic roots, prompting her to wish to have you father her children and build a house and a life together.
  
  So your beard might look sweet, but remember the consequences because with great power comes great responsibility.
  
  How soon will you be growing a beard?  Have your own suggestions for landing that girl?
  

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