Wednesday, 03 June 2009
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Stuff Real Women Want In Real Men
I'm so tired of all these wimpy posts about "5 Things All Girls Want In A Guy" or "What Women Are Really Saying!" Being a woman myself, you'd think I'd agree with them. Unfortunately, this has never happened.
Therefore, I am writing my own list of Stuff Real Women Want In Real Men!!! (And even some stuff we DON'T want!)
(Ed's note: this list is just as biased as the previous posts haha. However, it is an undeniably manlier list and so we're proudly publishing on Mancouch - this list many not apply to you, since we're all individuals!)
1. Real Women Want Sportsmen
Yes, it's true. We want you to play sports, or at least enjoy watching them. There is nothing better than enjoying your favorite sporting event with your man. Well, unless you can go cheer him because he is actually playing. We prefer actually attending such games, but watching them on TV will suffice when that's not possible.2. Real Women Want Honesty
Seems like a gimme, but apparently it's not. It's not like I want you to tell me I'm fat in these jeans. I don't. I do, however, want to be called out when I'm being crazy. I want to be told that this is the only time you're going to ask me what's wrong, and if I say "nothing," or "I'm fine," that's it. We're not talking about it anymore. I don't need to have things dragged out of me. If I don't want to talk about it, I will say so. And if I DO want to talk about it, I should just say what I think instead of making you guess, drag it out of me, or worst of all - think you should already know. I'm not asking for a jerk here, I'm just asking for someone that doesn't put up with my crap. If you did, I'd get bored, and you'd probably be treated as a doormat in the meantime.3. Real Women Want You To Bring Home The Bacon
That's right. I'm not saying I don't want to work, but we want you to as well. We want to feel secure financially, and we want to know that you are capable and hardworking. I don't need a mansion, but I do need a roof over my head. Bacon isn't that expensive, you know. It is delicious, though! Career and financial goals and planning are important. I don't really even care what the career is, as long as you're passionate about something and want to make something of yourself. Hey, you might even get a nice massage after a long, tiring day at work.4. Real Women Want Loyalty
We want men who are strong-willed and maybe even a little hard-headed. (Yes, yes, it's funny that I said "hard-headed" in this list.) None of this "emotional" or "artistic" crap. We want men that are so loyal it's almost a fault. I would take a guy I knew would be faithful to me alone for the rest of his life over a guy that wrote me poems any day of the week. I don't even like poetry. I can buy myself flowers if that's not something you think about doing for me. That's okay with me. Knowing that the only woman you want to be with is me means so much more. An added bonus is that, unlike flowers, that doesn't die! (And unlike poems, I actually enjoy it!)5. Real Women Want Strength
I don't just mean physical. I mean emotional, spiritual, physical, mental... it all works! We want to feel safe with you. That doesn't mean we want you to beat people up or we want a bodybuilder. We want to know that you are strong enough mentally and emotionally to make up for it if you're not too strong physically. Knowing that if someone tried to break into the house (or simply act like a jerk to us) you'd be there trying to protect us is an incredible feeling. It lets us sleep at night, even if we hear scary noises. Don't think this doesn't go both ways, though! We are perfectly willing to (try to) kick someone's butt for trying to hurt you, too!6. Real Women Want Desire
We want you to be full of desire for us. So. Much. Grab our butts; we kinda like it. (That is, of course, only if we're in a relationship. Otherwise, woah, Tiger!) Check us out. Compliment us if you think we're looking hot. Rip our clothes off. Literally. I'm just saying that I have never known a girl that didn't want to be (gently) thrown against the wall in a fit of mutual passion and have her clothes ripped off. To be with a man that truly desires us is incredible. And trust me on this: You'll get a lot in return.Things Real Women Don't Need:
- Poetry
- Flowers
- Songs written about her
- Boys who act emo
- Art
- Ballet
- Fashionistas
- Boys who wear makeup
- A good cook
- A mind-reader
What do you think? Is this list accurate, or should I just say it's what I want in a man?
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I don't get it, why can't some women just settle for fake men?
lol nah they all want a great big pet... whooze sa coozy widdle snookums.. lol ah well...
omg I love this post.
A much better list than any of the sniveling teenagers who want a cry baby have written.
And I want Mancouch to stop posting these things.
right on. i say, if they can talk the talk they should be able to walk the walk. :) that includes all in your list. but i sorta like the 'art' part to be in the 'need' list, sometimes. it kind of shows that they are a thinker. that's hot.
I'm a woman and I completely agree with almost everything. My guy doesn't have to play sports, but I want to be able to get out and do activities with him like jogging and such which I guess counts as physical activity.
oh and a guy wrote a song for me and decided to sing it to me... all I remember is thinking "wow this is awkward... I wish he would stop singing... when is he going to be done so I can get out of here..." I couldn't even tell you what the lyrics were... sad thing is I actually liked the guy a lot (up until the song that is).
i just want a rich man.
I want people to realize that different people want different things regardless of gender and to stop feeling superior because your list of wants is "more real".
Get over yourself.
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - how about we don't? lol.
see, if I wrote this entry, it would go something like this: I am a woman. Therefore, I don't know what I want. I'll say I want this today, but really, I'll change my mind tomorrow.
Honestly, i don't know what I want in a man... but I certainly know what I won't stand for. I try to use that as a guideline.
love the post! i think you nailed everything... it's spot on. :)
@miis_cheung@xanga - Haha I think this is our first one. What would you like to see instead?
@sheflourishes@xanga - exactly! Each post that says what someone wants is what the person who wrote it wants... not EVERYONE. I totally agree with you.
As far as this post goes, I don't care about sports, and I really don't want a man who does either. I made my post for me and me only... I don't really care what anyone else wants, I only know what *i* want, and if that makes me a sappy girl who wants a man with no backbone, then so be it, but obviously, they've never met my husband =)
Oh, and I'm not a teenager, I'm almost 30 =)
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - WE men are friends with women specifically for hte reason of getting to know them. It's sad that they don't really want to receive that truth. But if they don't, we get a failure of a relationship.
@atheniablack@xanga - I guess this means my girl isn't any girl. MY girlfriend knows I worte a song to her. And before you know it, she actually requested I sing to her, before she goes to sleep. And my voice is booty, when I am nervous.
@mancouch - Depends, am I going to get a date with Megan Fox if I answer? Or just a post dedicated to me?
@miis_cheung@xanga - Who is going to make a woman's version of mancouch for this?
yess. number 6<3
holler.
God, I hate sports. Everything else seems ok, though. : /
this is the most accurate thing ive seen in my life
@mynameisblueskye@xanga - I wouldn't have minded if he would have told me about the song and let me ask to hear it but he kinda forced it on me so it creeped me out...
@miis_cheung@xanga - Heh. We can declare it Miis Cheung Day on Mancouch.
Mostly I'd be interested in seeing your counter-post. You be talking some big smack, and I'm curious if you can back it up!
@Dama_ThA_LlaMa@xanga - So help the guy who actually does ask what is wrong, and won't up getting his head bitten off. I'm trying to help the girl without raising my voice at her, not hop a few barrels, climb a few walls or whatever just to get her to say what's wrong. That's one thing I find wrong.