Just when I was convinced there was a conspiracy of girls working together to foil horny men around the planet (as well as lesbians, I might add)... GiantUnicorn restored my faith in humanity: "sometimes I get frustrated and end up undoing it myself. hahaha".
Bless you, GiantUnicorn! You have revealed the existence of the conspiracy of girls, and then wisely chosen to foil their well-laid plans. This post is dedicated to you!!!
All that said, I'm actually considering Neurotically Mine's idea to practicing unhooking techniques while wearing my girlfriend's bras (note: NOT my mom's bras). Is that pathetic... or genius? Please give me honest feedback.