I see a lot of women who unfortunately don't know what a guy likes and they don't like.
To provide some clarity on this apparently fuzzy subject, I have provided a list of things that men like and do not like, to help the ladies know how to please us, but when also to recognize the things that we don't approve of.
Men Like:- Food
- Sex
- Image macros to explain concepts.
- Video Games
- Sports
Manly things that may or may not be included in this post.
- Zippo lighters
- Guns
- Cars
- Customization
- Fixing stuff
- Protecting women
- Pride
- Intelligence.
- Accomplishment.
- Ninjas
- Construction
- Destruction
- Computers
- Cooking (What are you talking about it's very manly, how come women supposedly belong in the kitchen, but most pro chefs are male?
- Barbecues.
- Trash Talking.
- Witty Retorts.
- Sarcasm.
- Jokes.
- Saying what we mean.
- Pranks(not lame 3rd grader ones, practical and elaborate ones)
- TV
- Energy Drinks that don't suck.
- Racing.
- Challenges.
- Playing instruments (but only manly ones, not clarinet or flute or anything like that).
- Metal
- Metal (Music)
- Rock
- Classic Rock
- Classical Music (it is very manly to listen to classical music. Ever seen The Godfather?)
- Winning.
- Being Awesome.
- PCs.
Things Men DO NOT Like:- Women complaining.
- Douchebags (but we deal with them anyway because sometimes we act like ones)
- Whiners
- Boring tone-deaf people
- Deaf people (not the ones with the actual disability, just ones that can hear but don't listen)
- Noobs.
- Useless arguments that amount to nothing.
- Overly dependent females (or males for that matter)
- Potty Training the kids (because it will happen eventually)
- Female Menstruation (actually, this is a mixed bag, It secretly gives us a sign of relief when you do have it, because it means you're not pregnant.)
- Incompetence.
- People who ask the same thing over and over again.
- Women who want you to do something, but don't tell you what needs to be done, then get angry at you because you didn't read their minds.
- Women who do things on their own, and then get mad at men for not helping out.
- (Note: Women's Lib has changed things. In order to respect you, we must let you do anything that you want to, regardless of what that is even if you're struggling. We don't want you to bite our heads off for giving you help, so I'd rather do nothing than make a woman come at me for something stupid like that.)
- The silent treatment (Please grow up ladies, we're not in the 6th grade anymore)
- Your friends that spy on us.
- Your crazy parent(s), or siblings.
- Julia Roberts movies.
- Chick flicks (see above)
- Soap Operas (see above)
- Jailbait (I think this one's obvious)
- People who say they're going to do something and never do it.
- Idiots that can't back up their talk (see above)
- Lies.
- Interruption during entertainment events (including but not limited to, video games)
- Women being sad
- Women being mad at us for no apparent reason.
- Feminazis.
- People you have to repeat yourself to.
- Doing things we know that are useless.
- Spoiled brats that need to be smacked in the mouth for talking back to you.
- Stuff that isn't important to us.
- Stuff that we HAVE to be included in, but doesn't pertain to us at all. (see above)
- Mind games (unless we are the arbiter of them, but this is uncommon).
- People who have no will of their own.
- Women we ask out telling us guys "we can still be friends".
- People who want everything handed to them.
- ANYONE that tries to separate us from the "Men like:" list. (very few exceptions apply)
- Diseases/STDs.
- Stupid people in general.
- Not being awesome.
- Also, Macs.
With this list being made, I hope it helps women everywhere in dealing with men.
Does this list sum up likes and dislikes of men?
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Comments (222)
Yes, perfectly.
These lists are awesome. And I love it when things are awesome.
And Scarlett is effin' hot.
As a woman . . . I agree wholeheartedly with both of your lists.
According to this list...I may or may not be decently manly, haha.
Was boobs in that list It was to long for my manly brain to read :/
I think that list is so stereotypical.
hahah.. I skimmed it mostly :X
Nice list, but alot of these are pretty common for everyone, no? I mean.. I can relate to alott of those.
The "like" list is way better, because it doesnt mostly talk about types of people, or the way people act.. lol. It actually has mostly objects and hobbies.. stuff that doesn't have to do with another person.I'll uhh.. keep it mind though? lol thanks for the insite.
hahaha men like PCs and hate macs. good to know! :]
i like this list.
why don't guys like macs?
lol. agreed. macs suck at running high-performance video games. that's the main reason...
i am gg to be single for life ! >.<
Mac isn't for gamers, it's for business.
Making money = something men like
Hence, Men like macs
Mancouch always picks the best pictures. Boioioioioiong.
lol..
this is the truth
@nonurbusinessyo@xanga - You like making money. That doesn't mean you have to like Macs. They are just a way to make work easier.
You had me at Scarlett =P
What about some free (sometimes) risky uncomplicated fun, as well? Maybe a little exploration of the world around them?
most guys who know what the fuck they're doing like Macs. this list sucks, mostly. bad mancouch.
Are gay men not included in "All Men"?
Yeah pretty much.
that last part is a little iffy. i'm a mac sorry!
actually PC's have always ruled the enterprise half of the computer market. if you were a businessman, chances were you used a PC.
I like all the stuff on the man list, But you did not put BOOBS on the list! =D I like Macs >8-C ha ha ha