Saturday, 23 May 2009

  • Top 10 Nickelodeon Shows From the 90s! PART 1



    We all love to remember our favorite Nickelodeon shows from the 1990s. It's something currently being discussed in roughly 15,786 dorm rooms around the country. So, today I bring you a list of the very best 10 plus honorable mentions and shows you probably forgot about.

    Purposely Excluded: Rugrats and Hey Arnold! Why? Because I'm the one writing this article that's why! Now stop complaining or I will turn this article right around!

    Honorable Mention:

    The Angry Beavers

    hngh ..... hngh .... buh .... ha ... HAHAHAHA .... Angry ... BEAVERS .... heeheehee.

    Clarissa Explains it All

    The precursor to Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Even I barely remember this one, but I remember liking it and despising the dude in it because the actor's name was Sean something, spelled the lame cracker way: S-e-a-n.


    Great show. Probably the one I would watch the most now. Definitely holds up the best. But it loses points because I didn't really watch it much at the time. It was always meant for an older crowd. Like me, now. But not then. So there.

    THE TOP 10:

    10) Salute Your Shorts/Hey Dude

    These two got paired together because I've always linked them together in my head. This is bad news for Salute You Shorts which probably would have been ranked higher if Hey Dude didn't suck so much. I don't even remember what it was about. Something with horses right? I think it had something to do with horses. I'm going with horses. All I really know is that I changed the channel whenever it came on.

    Salute Your Shorts, on the other hand, was totally awesome. I bet like 90% of the people reading this already burst out with a certain line of the theme song right now. To this day, I have always remembered that a Giraffe's tongue is black thanks to this show. See? Not just fun, but also educational!

    Did the horses talk? Maybe it would have been better if the horses talked. Mr. Ed was awesome. Screw you, Hey Dude, Mr. Ed could kick your ass any day of the week.

    9) Guts


    The show where they'd strap kids to bungee chords and try to get them to shoot basketballs.

    Oh, Mike O'Malley, where did the dream go askew?

    Mo, was hot though. It was a fun show and you got way too into the competition, even if the purple kid always sucked. Sorry, former purple kids, it's true. Y'all sucked hard.

    But, honestly, this show was all about the Aggro Crag. The giant mountain of metal that sprayed confetti all over the kids trying to climb up it. That was always the best part of the show and it ALWAYS decided who won. The winner got to keep a piece of the rock. I'm still convinced that owning a piece of that rock could get you laid like a star of the football team in college.

    8) The Secret World of Alex Mack


    This is one of those shows that re-watching it now, it takes a big hit in quality. Despite my love for the girl who got covered in toxic waste and gained the power to turn into a puddle, watching the show now ... well, it just doesn't hold up. So it gets penalized for that.

    But it makes the points up for the fact that when I was a kid watching the show I had a major crush on Alex Mack (Larisa Oleynik). So much so that I even saw 10 Thing I Hate About You. I feel like I was tricked. She owes me $8.

    And where were the Jackass copycats when this show was out? I think we would have saved ourselves a whole lot of time if a bunch of stupid kids decided to roll around in toxic waste for a little while hoping for superpowers. Hey, don't feel bad for them, I'm sure they would have won a Darwin Award after the fact.

    7) Double Dare

    The show really started in the 80s, but I'm counting it because it was a major part of the viewing habits of any 90s child. Not to mention I'm pretty sure they came out with a new family version, so deal with it.

    This was really the home of slime. This is where gak came from. Gak being the best Hannukkah present one could hope for, while your Christian friends were busy getting an entire sliming apparatus, a slip n' slide, and N64. I'm not bitter.

    And poor Marc Summers. He kinda looked like he had some sort of embolism, didn't he?

    If you would like to see numbers 6 to 1 please check out part 2: HERE

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