Thursday, 21 May 2009
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Brad Pitt vs. Tom Cruise: Bar Fight
Bar Fight
Very easy Bar Fight this week. Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt are two of Hollywood's biggest stars. They're very different people as well but if they were drunk, it'd be a pretty good matchup.
Who wins between Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise? GOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Comments (47)
um..im guessing brad...lol
Brad Pitt... definitely.
Isn't brad pit a peace loving pacifist?
That does seem to weigh the whole thing in favor of Tom "I'm a screaming lunatic" Cruise.
bitch fight! my votes with brad tom izza showoff & a weenie
Haha, Brad Pitt obviously :P
Tom is CRAZY but not strong enough to beat someone who invented the "Brad Pitt" muscle
brad. duh. have you seen fight club?
Brad Pitt obv
I'm going for Brad Pitt.
He kicked ass as Tyler Durden.
Tom is too much of a girl to fight. Brad may be a pacifist but he can still kick ass.
If it's a bare knuckle brawl, Fight Club Pitt wins. If it involves samurai swords, then Cruise takes the win.
Tom Cruise...he is so much smaller than Brad Pitt and can elude Pitt's reach.
fight club & snatch vs. risky business & vanilla sky
nuff said
oh man, I loveeee Tom Cruise.
Fight Club, no contest
Tom vs Angelina would at least be competitive.
@caminjammers@xanga - Haha that's word-for-word what I was going to say.
Brad Pitt fer sure.
@C0ll33Ncorps@xanga - haha NICE. i mean seriously though, he'd probably bleed a little but he'd just start cracking up in tom's face then kicking his ass hahahaha. greatest movie ever. my religion on facebook says "tyler durden"
I've heard Tom say "You're glib" (whatever that means) to a talk-show host and threaten a reporter by calling him a jerk. Brad made Fight Club-I think Brad got this one. Even though Tom did do The Last Samurai I don't think any Japanese samurai swords are floating around in a neighborhood bar.
i'd think brad pitt initially, because of fight club (and tom cruise is a midget)... but then, tom cruise's head would start spinning like in the exorcist and he'd start jumping up and down on a couch and scratching at the walls and the scientologists would come in and... well brad pitt would end up a bloody pulp.
I find both unattractive,which is totally what matters (OBVIOUSLY). Brad Pitt is America's (and Angelina's) machine of lust and Tom Cruise is a crazy yet extremely powerful person due to Scientology. So I hope Brad Pitt would win. Both good actors.
@caminjammers@xanga - YOU DONT KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN, TOM!!
Tom Cruise BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING CRAZY.
Common. No-brainer! Brad Pitt will kick ass!
@C0ll33Ncorps@xanga - LOL yes!!!!