Leaving college is a life changing experience for many. Some graduates don't know how to adjust while others thrive. For some guys, graduating from college becomes a hard transition and at times you wish to go back to the good old days of doing nothing but late night partying.
Here's 6 reasons why the real world sucks for guys.
No More Freshmen GirlsOne of the best perks of college are the freshmen girls. Most upper classmen live to hook up with freshmen girls, who are looking to have a good time after graduating from high school. But once you get to the real world, you're more focused on career and goals. Plus you're probably going to be one of the youngest people at your job, and you can't just use alcohol to try to hook up with a career woman. Not going to happen.
Parties Suck NowUnless you have a very vibrant social life, parties kind of suck post college graduation. House parties are hard to come across and you can't drink till you pass out at a club or bar. On top of that there's no more drinking games. You can't beat another guy in a drinking game and impress the girls, you're actually going to have to do work.
"I'm Screwed" Replaces "Let's Screw"College days were all fun and games. You slept around as much as possible but now it's hard to even get a date cuz you're so busy figuring out your life or too caught up with work. When the work piles up and you can't keep up, you're not thinking about who to screw, but how much you're screwed if you don't finish your work.
Caged Once AgainFor many college graduates, it also means coming back home and living with the family. It's happening more often, especially since the economy isn't doing so well and kids come out with thousands of dollars in debt. You know what's worst for a guy? You can't bring home a girl without your entire family finding out. At least in school you kicked out your roommate, can't really kick out your family.
Money = PowerHaving money now means you have power. In college, you were broke but still got the girl because of your charm, althetic or drinking ability, that doesn't work in the real world. You'll need to earn the dough to keep people around you. No matter what anyone says, no girl wants to end up with a guy who has no future and makes no money.
Failure = Eviction, Homelessness Once you graduate, failure takes a whole new meaning. When you're in college, you can fail a class and still get by with a decent GPA but if you fail at your real job, you're going to get fired. And if you get fired, it's going to be a pain in the ass to get a new job and for many possibly a new place to live.
Have you or anyone you know dealing with any of the above right now? What are some other sucky real world situations for guys post college graduation?
This is a guest blog from a Mancouch reader.
Comments (53)
same goes for the ladies :(
I agree ^ -sigh-
Hell, I was homeless even before I finished my first year of college.
But then again, it wasn't really my fault. My mom disapproved of my "I'm a lesbian" announcement, so she kicked me out. Fun times....
The all out wild parties are an endangered species in the real world. Instead, you find that you have "dinner parties" that consist of wine and cheese. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up my top hat and bow tie for tonight's dinner party, monicle will be optional but preferred.
I can't say that I completely agree with this but then again I'm still in high school....lol
I don't think this list is relevant for most guys. Perhaps the title would be more accurate if it read "Why The Real World Sucks for Alcoholic Mansluts." If your top two priorities after college are to continue drinking and fucking as much as possible, your perception of life is rather warped.
I'm more concerned about the last two since in all honesty, I don't feel like I'm ready nor mature enough to successfully integrate into the real world yet (hence the extra year of college), but the others don't bother me at all. Most people stop their heavy college-age binge drinking after graduating anyways; either they grow out of it or the people around them do.
"Enjoy your drinking now. After college it's called alcoholism."
man the real world does suck... and I don't even drink.
Most of this is true for the people in my area. >.<
@C0ll33Ncorps@xanga - I sense much anger in you.
1) You can take some classes at the extension center at your university so you have an excuse to be on campus, or you can jsut hang out at known freshmen hotspots to get your fix.
2) I kind of prefer the bar/club scene as opposed to a frat house party because you get to meet new people and they are dressed 10 times nicer. House parties get too...incestuous over time in my opinion, since they are the same crowd over and over.
3) Yup, work sucks. Can't help you there.
4) Just do the deed at her place. If she lives with her family, then do it in the car.
5) Just don't do anything fancy for a date. Walks in the park or on the beach are free and perfect excuses for being cheap.
6) Well, let's just hope we don't fail.
@coolmonkey@xanga - Not at all, I'm actually kind of amused at the post in general.
Seriously:
"Most upper classmen live to hook up with freshmen girls...but once
you get to the real world, you're more focused on career and goals."
"you can't drink till you pass out at a club or bar."
...oh no!!! Life is now pointless.
hey i read some of your posts. im not a guy but i think that we have very similar views. lol...
i like reading them. you are very sarcastic... and in my world. thats something to admire.
@C0ll33Ncorps@xanga - lol! true, true...
The real world sucks for everyone
1 and 2 are totally true.
Sigh quite true, especially the part about being too busy with work and stuff.
Most graduates I know stick around (SF bay area) after college and crash campus events from time to time.
omg. . . don't scare us all with talk of graduation!
Lol funny...but sad...and true
I don't know I never went to college. I did go to some college parties, but never any of that randomly hooking up with a bunch of freshman girls and getting completely wasted all the time stuff.
Seriously though I'm hearing more and more of this "I miss my youth" talk lately from people my age. I'm considering starting a real life group or something for people between the ages of 28-38 who are like me and either missed the college experience altogether or want to go back and relive it.
1. General, conflict (at work) gets harder to handle--people expect more out of you at times than they can give themselves.
2. "Catch 22" mind games. (I once worked with a mechanic who drove everyone around him nuts--one minute he'd rage at someone, then he wouldn't allow them to reason with him the next--etc etc.) (I could barely stop mysefl from asking him--if you hate working here that much, why are you still showing up here?)
Yeah the thing about no girl wanting a guy without money...not true. I would definitely stay with my guy. As long as he was doing SOMETHING to help himself. Like finishing school, or making his way up in some job. I would just want him to TRY to be successful. And if he's broke on his road to success, so what. That's why I chose a job where I would make enough money to support MYSELF. Because in the end, there's no one else you can depend on.
Haha, good post!