If you're not out of school already, summer break is right around the corner. In honor of nearing the end of yet another hellish academic year, we present the Weekend Would You Rather: Summer Job edition.
For a lot of guys there is nothing better than sports and hot chicks, and plenty of us would love to work with either for the summer. But what if you had to choose between the two seemingly perfect jobs? Could you handle the pressure?
Would You Rather...

Work at ESPN?
OR

Judge swimsuit pageants?
Choose wisely. You only get one.
Comments (25)
ESPN
ESPN. Awesome job with a chance at future connections and it looks good on a resume. Ogling boobies doesn't get you the same advantages.
Judging swimsuit pageants, OBVIOUSLY.
espn.
tennis!
though the thought of no hockey for a few months is upsetting
ESPN. Where's the fun if you can't touch them?
ESPN
2, because I hate sports but love the ladies ;)
man this is hard.
ESPN.
Summer internships in ESPN is the best lot of people wishing to be in that place.
once the ladies see you in a sexy business suit when you're on t.v., they'll start to flock to you and want to do you
because you're now famous and possibly have connections to wealthy NBA superstars but you of course only give them those black book phone numbers in exchange for something else
espn
I would be a corrupt swimsuit judge
judge swimsuit pagents. that wasn't too hard of a decision.
Hard choice, both have pros and cons. I guess ESPN, because it could lead to something more in the future. Swimsuit judge is only good for the summer and only for brief periods. If you're judging 24/7, maybe it's worth it.
probably ESPN. I mean you can go check out any girl you like if you're on TV every night.
Those ESPN dudes get hot chicks too.
Swimsuit judging....I don't give a crap about sports. And like most girls, I am good at judging other girls.
That woman in the swimsuit makes me want to eat cakes and never work out ever again. Fucking ew!
The eye candy wins for me. Â Judge please!
hmmm, I'd say ESPN, I wouldn't be able to say to all the girls how ugly they are and to get rid of the implants ;D
The latter. Also, why is that girl in a swimsuit contest? She has no fucking waist at all, whatsoever. Probably has the same waist-hip ratio as my boyfriend does. ewe.
work at ESPN definitely...
Judge swimsuit pageants. I need a little more motivation to workout.
ESPN
In the pageant picture, some of the women in the back don't even look like they're wearing tops...
JUDGE SWIMSUIT PAGEANTS. Without a doubt!
work at ESPN, duh. At ESPN you actually would get to do something. Judging the pageants isn't that special. Really, I wouldn't care which woman won the pageant, just that they were all scantily clad. With that in mind, I could just work at ESPN and attend swimsuit pageants as a spectator in my spare time. win/win.