Wednesday, 13 May 2009
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Jessica Alba vs. Paris Hilton: Bar Fight
Bar Fight
Jessica Alba, the epitome of beauty versus Paris Hilton, the slutty princess of the celebrity world, in a Bar Fight. No other words needed.
Who wins; Jessica Alba or Paris Hilton? GOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Comments (72)
i dislike both of them. but paris totally got this.
i honestly think jessica would win haha
Paris is kind of scrawny you know, so I'll be going for Jessie.
Alba has her Dark Angel martial arts training. But Paris can take a pounding as we can see in A Night in Paris. I still say Jessica Alba wins.
In theory, because Jessica actually works out, she has the upper hand physically. But since Paris Hilton spends days upon days in bed, her endurance is higher.
I'll have to call it a draw.
I think Jessica would win only because Paris is to prissy to fight.
@coolmonkey@xanga - Lmao
I think Jessica, just because shes a pomona girl.
Jessica because I think Paris wouldn't realize there was a fight going on.
jessica. she exercises during her films.
uh have you seen the simple life? jessica definitely has this. sorry paris.
alba ^^
Jessica wins but she needs to go back to brunette.
Jessica would win. Paris is way too skinny. Jessica would break her in half.
Jessica. She could at least do some cool stunt kicks that she knows and scare Paris.
Jessica
Jessica. Hands down.
She could snap that skinny bitch in half.
Jessica Alba
Jessica would dominate. Paris will probably break a nail.
jessica!...she did a movie about dancing..she physically fit...plus she was Dark Angel..com'on...!
Jessica.
Jessica by TKO
Jessica by a mile.
jessica, two hits.