Tuesday, 12 May 2009

  • When Hot Girls Pass You Off To Their Ugly Friends




    When I go to a bar, whether or not my intention is to try and hook up, one of the first things I do is scope out the scene for attractive members of the opposite sex.  Since there is absolutely no context with any of these women, I am forced to work from a superficial starting point.  From there I try to read some body language, maybe raise interest from afar and, after ingesting some liquid courage, I may even go and attempt to talk to some of these women.

    On rare occasion though, you will have those golden situations where a hot girl initiates conversation with you.  Women find confidence in men sexy and, personally, I find a confident woman sexy.  What you have to beware of in these situations, however, is the pass off move.  This occurs when the hot girl piques your interest, only to then attempt to pass you off on her much less attractive friend.  For a pro, this ends in a threesome.  If you're me, this usually ends in a headbutt.

    This actually happened to me just last night.  Not too many of the women in the bar were what I might deem overly attractive, so when I noted a rare cute girl we'll henceforth call "Scarf," routinely making eyes at me, I started getting interested.  "Those shoes make it look like you'd probably be a good dancer," she said to me.  My shoes were orange track flats and probably only served to make me look like an asshole.  And given that virtually no one in this fairly crowded establishment was dancing, I was a little hesitant to be one of a handful, especially considering the only other dancers were the overly drunk hook up with anyone types, and the meat-stick dudes in polo shirts content to be that anyone.

    Still, I took the bait, and then the hook when Scarf said, "Wow, you're even cuter up close."  I complimented her and her style in return, at which point she showed me who was really holding the fishing rod when she tried to pass me off on one of her friends with a classic sandwich dance move, followed by removing herself as a slice of bread.  Having pulled the same move countless times in my own wingman efforts, I couldn't believe how easily I'd been duped!  Finding myself face-to-face with a girl I have little desire to dance with, I did the only decent thing you can do in that situation.  One swift headbutt later, disaster was averted.

    Have you ever been strung along by a hot girl?  What's your exit strategy?


Comments (41)

  • immaairheadxl@xanga

    *DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN BREAK NECKS!!*


    i check out the females more the males at the club


    cus hello!! i'm just there to have fun HA!

  • MangoWOW@xanga

    Hah! I hope my friends never do that to me.... I think I'd feel like a charity case or something.

  • Goose_Nickelic@xanga

    Headbutts, ftw.

    Girls don't pass me on.  They don't get a chance to.  One minute they're dancing, the next minute they wake up in the trunk of my car ;)

  • your_new_obsession@xanga

    ^^ That's hilarious.

    I'm sorry for your pain. Who knows? Perhaps the girl had a great personality...or something. Probably not. She needs to learn to attract men on her own. As far as the comment above mine, it's not headbutts ftw. It's chloroform ftw. =)
  • LonerKat@xanga

    I hang around girls who know better than to try and attract guys to pass over to me. But then again, my friends actually care enough about me not to pull crap like that. Forget feeling sorry about you having to "suffer" facing someone you think isn't all that attractive; I feel sorry for the girl on the other side having to be set up in such a desperate way.

    Why not just be honest? Say you're not interested in the friend you've been passed on to and go for that hot girl? Sure you'll look like a big old flamin' jerk but what the hell. In the end, you still get the hot girl.

  • ccarothers@xanga

    haha.  sorry about your luck

  • XndraXstz@xanga

    Funny--- the men aren't answering. Bah! Cowards!

    That's one of the oldest trick in the book, dearie. Women have been using their beauty and charm to lure the men for eons. A hot chick fishes the guy for her less than attractive BFF.

    Exit strategy? Try "I need to pee" excuse. Hah.

  • jennayasdaddy@xanga

    RUN FOR THE DOOR, MY FRIEND!!!

  • kash@healthkicker

    Honestly, I've never been passed off like that but a simple um, I really need to go pee, with a few stupid looking faces, usually do the trick

  • black_lie@xanga

    you should in turn lead the second girl on and then pass her off to your less attractive friend... start a chain of events!

  • thats_not_my_name@xanga

    @thinkin_up_dreams@xanga - Thats exactly what I was thinking. What a self esteem killer! lol

  • C_UNIT42@xanga

    what you do is take girl B back to the group of friends you're with, and then excuse yourself to the restroom.  then you go to the bar and buy a girl (girl C) a drink and bring her back with you, making sure to walk right past girl A (the girl who set you up) so she can see your new catch, and you're all set.  if girl B stays to talk to your friends you did them a favor, and if she leaves... who cares cuz you didn't want her there and you got a better one anyway!!

  • Ampersands_Anonymous@xanga

    Really? A headbutt was your last resort? You couldn't fake a phone call and run outside or something? That is HILARIOUS!!! ...and another reason why I'm not into "clubbing."

  • ninnatay@xanga

    What happened to the rule of 'Go ugly early'? I thought you men had rules for situations like this...

    And what happens when it's YOUR friend who tries to pass YOU off the ugly chick? You know, your friend's worst nightmare walks up and starts hanging on. He turns around and introduces her to you, in hopes that you'll take her off his hands...Do you get mad at him for that, or just agree that you'll do anything that hasn't been dead for 3 days?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

  • panda_cupcake@xanga

    hahaha! thats funny =P better luck next time.

  • beetunes@xanga

    what is a headbutt..?!


  • beetunes@xanga

    *sings* it's what on the inside that cooouuunts!

  • Dare2BDiferentt@xanga

    I actually never have that problem.

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  • erahslover@xanga

    That happened to me the summer before 9th grade... to this day, MOST head I ever got in a single relationship was from an ugmo alley-oop chick... and I was only 13.

    Give the ugmos a chance fellahs, they actually TRY to impress you and make shit work instead of dating some chick who "knows" shes hot and make you jump through hoops with little to no benefits apart from being seen with her.

    Stupid ass pretty people make me sick ahahaha. BUT, the ugmo chicks move too fast because theyre anxious.. want you to meet the family, one month anniversaries, taking you shopping with em... like.. wtf? Right?

    I'll probably marry an averagely attractive woman with an amazing brain/heart.. but for the time being, im only aiming for 8s 9s and 10s (with the occasional  ugmo/moped chicks when weed and booze are readily available)ahahaha. Its the way of the world bro, embrace it.

    im only half joking, im not that big of an asshole.

  • beforedawn@xanga

    umm k..got down this far..now trying to remember if there was words under the pic..sighs ...great pic though...

  • LucyWrites@xanga

    I am not sure if I would be the "hot girl" or the "unattractive friend". Nor do I know why a woman might do something like this. I don't know if it matters. My question is why would you want to be with someone who isn't into you? Why not give the other person a chance and see if they are more interested?


    You're not all that. Who are you to say who's really "hot" and who's "ugly"? Why not try giving a chance to the person who is showing some interest in you? Rather than categorizing girls off like they are some kind of produce?

  • aboba

    Love is blind.Friendship tries not to notice



  • Nerevar_The_Incarnate@xanga

    Headbutts are cool, but Ovarian Strikes are where it's really at BD

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