Patrick Bateman? Hum, was the name of Christian Bale's character in Psycho?
Lol. I probably wouldnt eat it.
Make it turkey jerky and you've got a customer!
Hmmm would be fun to hand out except business probably wouldn't get much better. All the future clients wouldn't remember the information because it would be eaten!
Yum. But the thought of the guy holding a stack of jerky all over with sweaty hands, doesn't seem so appetizing. Put some saran wrap and we'll talk.
hahaha. Is that for real? I think I'd end up eating all my business cards. >P"
I would love to pull that out at a board meeting, and then take a chew on it.
@kachino@xanga - My thoughts exactly. Who's to say we won't be the jerky?
"MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex."
Oberto, oh boy!
Haha Patrick Bateman. If it were Bateman's card I'd be worried about what sort of jerky it was... @kachino@xanga - yes. American Psycho. Trippy movie, yeah?
Sounds like an awesome but extremely expensive idea. People wouldn't even bother seeing the guy or keeping the card cause they'd eat it. If they happen to like the flavor, they'd see him only to get the business treat.
i love how the card is jerky...at least that's what it looks like.
My friend and I were at a small town Christmas parade once and some law firm was tossing out pop-corn scented, car-air freshener business cards that could be hung from a car window....Needless to say my friend and I threw it away in a trash can shortly after the parade :)
if that's bateman's card... it's probably made of 100% usda prostitute angus.
No because whoever I gave the card to would probably be like "screw that guy i'm only in it for the beef jerky!"
this would be awesome!
@TheAsianCleric@xanga - meatcards.com they arent readily available yet, but its no more expensive than high quality cardstock. TRUST ME. @nitestar2@xanga - well they have soy bacon bits and i know vegans who have eaten them no problem.
I dont know how many fellow art nerds troll mancouch.. but the business card game is FIERCE. I've seen em on crackers, packets of condiments. ones that fold up into robots, animated ones, ones with LED lights in em, recycled mother boards... all kinds of shit.
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hell yes!
Patrick Bateman? Hum, was the name of Christian Bale's character in Psycho?
Lol. I probably wouldnt eat it.
Make it turkey jerky and you've got a customer!
Hmmm would be fun to hand out except business probably wouldn't get much better. All the future clients wouldn't remember the information because it would be eaten!
Yum. But the thought of the guy holding a stack of jerky all over with sweaty hands, doesn't seem so appetizing. Put some saran wrap and we'll talk.
hahaha. Is that for real? I think I'd end up eating all my business cards. >P"
I would love to pull that out at a board meeting, and then take a chew on it.
@kachino@xanga - My thoughts exactly. Who's to say we won't be the jerky?
Try giving that to a vegan.
http://www.meatcards.com/
"MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex."
Haha Patrick Bateman. If it were Bateman's card I'd be worried about what sort of jerky it was...
@kachino@xanga - yes. American Psycho. Trippy movie, yeah?
That'd be awesome.
@JupitersDays@xanga - hahahahahah, i second that!
Sounds like an awesome but extremely expensive idea. People wouldn't even bother seeing the guy or keeping the card cause they'd eat it. If they happen to like the flavor, they'd see him only to get the business treat.
i love how the card is jerky...at least that's what it looks like.
My friend and I were at a small town Christmas parade once and some law firm was tossing out pop-corn scented, car-air freshener business cards that could be hung from a car window....Needless to say my friend and I threw it away in a trash can shortly after the parade :)
if that's bateman's card... it's probably made of 100% usda prostitute angus.
No because whoever I gave the card to would probably be like "screw that guy i'm only in it for the beef jerky!"
this would be awesome!
@TheAsianCleric@xanga - meatcards.com they arent readily available yet, but its no more expensive than high quality cardstock. TRUST ME.
@nitestar2@xanga - well they have soy bacon bits and i know vegans who have eaten them no problem.
I dont know how many fellow art nerds troll mancouch.. but the business card game is FIERCE. I've seen em on crackers, packets of condiments. ones that fold up into robots, animated ones, ones with LED lights in em, recycled mother boards... all kinds of shit.
Lol i thought that said Patrick Batman.