There are plenty of people out there who bitch and moan all day about celebrities having a opinions. Usually it's this person's way too loud opinion that celebrities shouldn't have opinions and just shut up.
I am not one of these people.
I think everyone's got an opinion and if some one was willing to let you go on teevee to spout yours, you'd be more than willing to. This especially goes for people who bitch about celebrities having opinions.
Personally, a lot of times the way celebrities talk about things it makes me cringe. So, I just change the channel. No bother.
But the
Huffington Post's new box featuring its latest celebrity blogs is too much. It just stepped over the line.
Let's look at it right now:
At the top you have
Will.i.am. Fine, whatever.
The title of his post is: The Real Homeland Security
No,screw you, Will.i.am. You don't know anything about Homeland Security, and by conflating that with your feel goodery, self regarding, self inflating nonsense and your incessant ellipses you just make it all the more clear that you have no idea what you are talking about, you annoying jack ass.
Sometimes I get in trouble because I tend to think in paragraphs. Will, surely, doesn't have that problem. He doesn't even think in sentences. He thinks in sentence fragments. I actually read this ... (not the proper use of the ellipses) well, I wouldn't call it an article. It's really more like throwing out a whole bunch of half sentences that gee, golly, sound real nice. There is nothing nearing actual writing in it.
Next we have
Jane Fonda. And I usually defend Jane Fonda because at least she's really serious about what she cares about. She's willing to put her career on the line. Let's look at her title:
Adolescent Pregnancy Must Become a Priority for All Americans
No, you know what, Jane? No, that mustn't become a priority for all Americans. There's still two wars going on, Pakistan's unstable, millions of Americans don't have health insurance or are being bankrupted by their health insurance, and we're in the middle of an economic meltdown. On the lists of things I care about right now, teens fornicating is right at the bottom. And there's nothing you can do to change that, Jane Fonda.
You know what? This makes me want to screw some one right now to spite her. Without a condom. Some one with AIDS. I want to get AIDS to spite Jane Fonda.
Next up is
Drew Barrymore.
Oh that's it, I just can't take anymore. It's just so incredibly air-headed and self-indulgent. Why not just masturbate onto the screen of your computer and spare the rest of us who want to gleam something of substance from some of the intelligent writers at HuffPo.
Drew Barrymore? You really think anyone wants to sit through the drivel she's going to be shoving out there? Really? That's it. I'm out.
What do you think of HuffPo's new box ? What do you think about celebrities speaking out on serious issues in general?
Comments (8)
I don't know anything about the Huffington Post but this was a highly entertaining rant. Nice one *grin*
tl:dr but I agree with aids spreading
i dont think your opinion changes the fact that Will.I.Am commited himself to putting 4 kids through college. who knows if he'll really do it
Actions speak louder then words, who gives a shit about what theyre saying if theyre not doing anything about it.
Ahaha....
Jane Fonda... tsk tsk.
LMAO!! You are quite an ego maniac. Just because other people have their own opinions that differ from yours do NOT make them wrong and just because they happen to be celebrities doesn't give you the write to trash them as human beings. If you disagree that's fine, state why you differ maturely not become stupid and immature and say you want to "get aids to spite Jane Fonda." That was beyond pathetic. Aids is no joke.
You're no king and this just makes you sound like you're a complete dumbass. Just because you have different prioreties then other people does not mean they are of higher value.
You fail for writing this and you should take your first line more seriously, how is this article of any more value then celebrities voicing their opinions.
you're an idiot. Grow a brain.