You could give me the bovine flu anytime
This is an actual text conversation that just occurred between me and a friend of mine:
My Friend: Do you think large utters make male cows horny?
Me: There's no such thing as a male cow.
My Friend: Well you know what I mean
Me: Why do you want to know and why would you think i would know?
My Friend: I dunno I just had a thought
Me: What was that thought?
My Friend: Yea
Me: You can't send me a question like that out of the blue and not explain. I was gonna get an article out of it.
My Friend: ok fine. I was watching a commercial and I don't know what it was for, but it had a girl with huge boobs and guy was obviously into them. Then there was a commercial for something and it had a cow in it and I was like hm, Iwonder if male animals get horny when females with big animal boobs are around.
Me: So do you think steers get turned on by big utters?
My Friend: I don't have an answer ... I mean logically its all instinct so scientists but like what goes on in their heads if a higher species studied up that way they would just say that we are an animal that is essentially an animal that enjoys multiple partners where they say only us and dolphins have sex for pleasure.
Me: Those words are oddly arranged.
My Friend: I know I'm trying really hard to make it fit via text and my mind cant really decide either.
Me: Do reptiles have boobs?
My Friend: No because they come from eggs and don't drink milk, that's strictly mammals
Me: Well if you're talking about instinct and the human id, those are most closely associated with the reptilian brain. So if our scaley brethren aren't lusting after reptile boobs that might suggest its strictly a human attraction.
My Friend: Weird
Me: But i would think that large utters would arouse steers just as big human boobs do human males. It would be an evolutionary response. Big chesticles means more milk means better suited for child rearing means propagation of the species. In addition, may I add: booooobies.
My Friend: Nice
So, do you think large utters make male cows horny?
You could give me the bovine flu anytime
Comments (19)
Well they wouldn't if those heifers didn't flaunt themselves around like floozies!
@Irish_Russian@xanga - I agree. That cow in the picture is just asking for it.
The only reason cows have big udders is because they are producing milk for their young. If a cow is in heat then the bull will mount her and they usually don't have bigger udders then because she's not in calf...Honestly...Bull's really don't care. Like I said they aren't big unless they are baggin' up.
P.S. Cow's only have one udder and 4 teats.
That must make Bulls hornier then!! They have 4 of them!! OHHH BOY!
I think that question just killed over half my brain cells.
I think I remember reading in Mary Roach's Bonk that it takes a bull (or some similar mammal) only 2.3 seconds to reach climax. I tried to google this and I didn't quite get the results I was expecting.
Heck yeah it does. Large utter's make ME horny and I'm not even a cow!
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Haha, strange question. I've never really thought about the sexual preferences of cows before...
Though by the way, it's "udder", not "utter." Utter means to speak quietly.
a steer is a male cow that has been nuterd so has no sex drive and cows have very poor eye sight so they are turned on by smells and don't have sex b/c they can but b/c the female is in heat. The cow in the picture has a very normal productive udder
@sexybish666@xanga - bulls get on and get off 2 seconds would be a long time
Word.
@abatteredrose@xanga - yeah, seeing "utter" was killing me >.>
absolutely
what atrocious spelling...
no, it wouldn't promote horniness, because saggy boobs, are a fashion faux pas.
Man, someone needs an animal science class. Cows are females and Bulls are males. Pheromones are what triggers the sexual response in cattle.
ewwwwwwww!
@sexybish666@xanga - GAHAHAHA! Oh, Google... you're always full of surprises.
With human boobs size doesn't actually make them produce more milk. More milk is produced when the baby wants more so the female body will adjust in order to feed the young.
Of course. Udderly horny.
1. a male cow is a bull.
2. it's spelled "udders," not "utters." the word "utter" is an adjective meaning "complete" or "absolute"; the word "udders" is a cow's breast, which is what you meant.