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some guy with a limp dick in the morning. boohuhuhu
what do you do when you have to poop? cus usually when i have to poop...either pee comes out first & then poop. or they both come out at the same time if i can't hold it in.
idk about you men...cus some guys might not be able to hold it in & he'll have to sit & let #2 out first before he can #1...sooooo....do you wipe then stand up & pee or just sit there & finish off your business?
From most of the men that I have asked about the poop thing, they sit down because the know they have to poop.
If I could piss standing I would for sure do it that way. Public washrooms are so gross that I wish I had a penis sometimes.
@xjadersx@xanga - lmao xD
I only do it when I need to go into stealth mode. Sometimes chicks don't want their roomies to know they brought a guy home, so I have to go ninja style when I go #1. The waterfalls give you away big time. So yeah, there's a time and place for it.
i wouldn't mind, i don't know how many times i told my fiance to put the toilet seat down after he uses to pee and still he leaves it up. it would be totally fine if he sat down to pee, i wouldn't have to put it down.
@asdfghjkieu@xanga - haha way too much info there, but yeah usually that second option.
@mewithoutu77@xanga - That's just a basic manners thing, for sure. Putting the toilet seat up when you piss and putting it down when you're done are not difficult things. I currently share a bathroom with three other guys, and the lid is always down.
thinks leaving seat up is better than pissin on it..
@godofthelost@xanga - no, i totally understand, it's not all the time, but just sometimes
the standing up cartoon guy doesn't have good aim because he just woke up and still has eye boogers clouding his vision, so his piss is splashing all over the wall and the cartoon guy sitting down has better aim as the trial of piss dots indicate
2nd method seems cleaner although during a diarrhea explosion, it might be wise to avoid that predicament by holding his peter higher until the coast is clear, instead of letting it fall into the toilet bowl
hope that helped
@alice - WHAT THE HELL?! lol SO RANDOM
@asdfghjkieu@xanga - lmao
@xjadersx@xanga - that can be arranged
Now I feel bad for men ='(
Tried to resist the impulse to comment on this one but couldn't
@asdfghjkieu@xanga - lol what? it's a one shot deal obviously.
So I definitely like how the one guy pissing the "wrong" way has his hat on backwards like he is some little punk and the guy pissing the "correct" way has his hat on forwards. So silly.
My ex bf used to pee sitting down. lol.
He said it was more comfortable.
My boyfriend pees sitting down. Hes lazy. He hates when his thing hits the water though
The first time I walked in on him and he was sitting down I thought he was going #2 and I freaked out, becuase peeing is totally okay to be in the presence of...pooping requires privacy. BUT he was peeing, which was a little bit more shocking than wittnessing him poop. HA
poop and pee.
@eyesochinky@xanga - an erection makes it difficult to pee anyways.. so idk if a limp dick is rare when peeing.
but um i pee standing and shit sitting. duh. end of story?
i pee sitting down if i just took a shit right before
I do it in the morning because peeing standing with the morning erection is a bitch...
@caminjammers@xanga - if i had a penis and i got the morning wood, id pee in the tub while the shower is on LOL. just so i dont gotta worry about aiming. woot!
@asdfghjkieu@xanga - This made me lol
i only do it on a weekend night when everybody is hung over to reduce noise or when i might have something to nuke the toilet with