Friday, 01 May 2009
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Why Having Wolverine's Claws Would Suck
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If you had a choice, which mutant power would you like to have?
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teleportation into another dimension
hugh jackman hands... work would be much more fun for sure.
the copy machine, certain coworkers, certain clients, and certain unkempt tel/data cords still not taken care of properly around my desk that serve as daily trip hazards would all be obliterated.
mwahaha... the tel/data cords and copy machine... thought loading the paper and answering the phones would be quite difficult.
bbwwhhahahahah! did you hit brain?
yeah their version would suck. but those would make for nice gardening tools
hahahahahhaahahahahaha.
I don't know which power I'd want. Maybe speed, super speed! Then I could get anywhere I need to go quickly. And it's environmentally friendly. haha.
wolverine needs his mutant healing powers to heal his pierced wounds everytime he pulls out and retract his claws. without it, he'd bleed to death.
Haha
I would take the teleportation or just telekinesis.
wow....
yes
Wow, that's gruesome, but I'd take the ability to heal others or teleportation.
Teleportation!
I would be satisfied just being human; that is hard enough without a mutant power getting in the way.
I would want super human strength. (:
I finished watching X-MAN (the first one) today in English class.
And I would want to have the power of.. reading people's mind or teleportation! I personally say teleportation ;) But it wouldnt hurt to have another super power!
Wolverine's claws suck 'cause they hurt every time they come out and the old metal-controlling guy always controls his claws 'cause they're metal LOL.
naw, I think wolverines powers are pretty cool
I'm so confused. I thought Wolverine's power was like, Fatally Ridiculous Sex Appeal.
Um yeah, the claws are kind of dumb. Unless the only reaon you get the claws is because you are suicidal? Whoops.
I would take....mind control? I don't really know.
lol well technically Wolverine's claws is not a power, his healing is the power. The claws, along with the rest of the metal, were only put in because his body could sustain the damage because of his ONLY power. And in the original cartoon he had metal seperaters between his knuckles so he didn't take the damage to the hands everytime he used them. Wow...I watched that show far too often as a kid I think.
And I think I'd have to take flying. I thought that riding a motorcycle is a good free experience, imagine the lack of boundaries when you are flying.
LMAO! that would suck.
I would probably have the healing power. That would be pretty cool. Just ashame the guys in the vid didn't think of that XD
hahahahahah niice...
um...telaportation and crazy agility (nightcrawler style) time stuff might be cool.. but i think father blue one is better than nocturnes
lol!
Am I the only person who did total crap their pants after watching that?!
hahaha
If I had to pick 1, it'd probably be super speed. Flash or Sonic the Hedgehog would be my ideal way of rolling. Between their super speed and their crazy endurance, dexiterity, and agility, I'd think that travelling would be much simpler for me. Go to work in the blink of an eye. The super healing that Wolverine has is basically immortality. He can't die of old age according to the original story from what I've heard, so it's really a curse more than a blessing.
COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boys, gotta love 'em! But I prefer mine with nipples.
This was great because I just saw the movie last night.
Oh man. Love that vid. Lmao definitely.
Anyway, I'd go with invisibility. Could come in handy. =}
HAHAHA awesome!