The beginning of sophomore year, while driving to pick up belongings from a storage facility, my friend ran a stop sign and almost hit another car.
The lady driving the other car also ran the stop sign. As you can imagine, I was scared to get into a car with her again. I was less then 2 feet from getting my body smashed into pieces.
So I vowed not to let another girl, Especially one in college, ever drive me anywhere and here’s 4 reasons why.
4. Singing in The Car
Women love to sing in the car. Most of my girl friends blast the same songs over and over. If you’re singing and driving, chances are you’re not paying attention to the road.
3. Using The Mirror
They always use mirrors to put on make up or to check how they look. Yes, even while driving.
2. Texting/Talking On The Phone
Nothing is more annoying than this. Most women have a need to answer a text or a call right away, especially when arguing with a significant other. Ever hear of pulling over
1. Won't Listen to Directions
They hate to be told what to do when driving, even if it's giving directions.
Have you ever seen women do these things while driving? What are some other reasons why women should not be allowed to drive?
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men are also guilty of numbers one and two I believe...
men ESPECIALLY for number one... they always think they know where they are going lol.
@quotes3085@xanga - 1 and 2, indeed. But women do 3 really often. It's quite scary. xD I had an aunt when I was a kid. She was a doctor so she was always in a hurry. She'd do her eyeliner while driving.
At 120kph.
I don't need directions. I've studied the map before we left, and if I need commentary I'll ask. The only times I got lost was when I had no map and had to follow directions from people who give directions like 'third tree right'. I can sing while doing most things, because women can do more than one thing at a time. I don't do makeup in my mirror and ehm...men are just as guilty as women about the phone thing
hey, guys don't like getting directions either.
and not all of this is true for ALL women.
I have seen everyone doing those things my reasons why women shouldnt drive is :
1) If a woman is in the car with a man, they will be singing to drown out the constant impulses to make the man feel like a retard when she has to tell him he is going the wrong way
2) If the woman is driving she will look in the mirror a thousand times over because she can constanty hear the voice of a man telling her to watch her blind side, watch for cops, watch to make sure the person behind her isnt following too close, or to watch the kids in the back seat because one of them has written on his nice seat covers!
3) If a woman is driving they will be on the cell phone because there **cough** "better half" **cough** has called them for the 10th time to ask a meaningless question, or want to know when she will be home to fix dinner or where the dice are so he and his buddies can play the pirates game !
4) If a woman drives there is no way in hell she is going to ask or follow a mans directions because the reason SHE is driving NOW is because when HE was driving they were LOST!
LOL, gotta love those men and woman drivers
Haha that's funny. I see just as many men texting or talking on their cell while driving. I also happen to know a few males that don't listen to directions either.
My best friend dances while she drives, and it's entertaining. If they aren't crashing, carry on.
My girlfriend sings all the time, whether it's in the car, on the phone, or in public.
The worst are Jersey drivers. About 95% of the ones I run into, I almost ran into because they either fail to yield, cut me off within a foot, swerve in or out of traffic which leads to the statement before, etc.
I don't know, anyone that's watched "Generation Kill" can tell you that some Recon Marines sing in the car on long trips.
So I guess your mom never drove you anywhere as a kid?
What about how men eat while they're driving? Or speed?
women are good at multi-tasking unlike men. we can do things at the same time like painting our nails while on the phone, brushing our teeth while dressing up... even so, men do those stuff too. so i think it's a bit unfair to brand women with those.
This doesn't apply to me at all.
ANYONE who texts while driving should have their phone shoved up their ass.
I'm a fantastic driver, and I greatly prefer manual (it's so much more fun than automatic).
haha, I looked at number one and had to check the title to make sure you were talking about women and not men for that one.
My dad does number 2, I hate it. He's addicted to his phone. And men are just as guilty when it comes to number 1. I don't know about 4 and 3, though. I don't drive, either. I'm 20 and still in no hurry to get my driver's license.
@Fantasysfan@xanga - that's fantastic!
I'm a bad woman driver, but only because I don't pay attention to what's going on. I only fall into the category of singing; I hate using my phone in general.
lol lame. make one for why Asian women shouldn't drive haha
5. Too nervous/spastic.
6. No sense of direction.
7. Can't parallel park.
8. They're driving around in their new or recently repaired car because they just got in another wreck!
Most young females can't drive, but almost all of them can't park. However, that's not as troublesome.
LOL
@ScottsThoughts@xanga - Lmao
I refuse to drive
Reason being?
I have the worst roadrage in the world, and if I began driving.
I would be arrested within 30 minutes on the road lmao.
& I think woman drives suck lmao.
I hate seeing girls who have there face so close to the wheel. lmao. and drive with two hands and they are really gripping the wheel
Kudos for your list!
I'm more of the road rager too pissed off at these type of drivers
and I'm waiting for that opportunity to speed ahead, cut them off, yell f-words at them, then turn on my music louder and go about my merry way 
Okay...so do you know that what you explained is the truth for both men and women?
How many men and women are on their blackberries checking their email before heading to work?
How many men and women are talking on their cell phones in the morning? To their boss? to their wife/husband? to their children?
How many men and women like to go over the speed limit on the expressway?
How many men and women like to blast their radio so loud that people in other cars nearby can feel the music in their own cars with the non-blasting cars' windows closed?
How many men and women are looking for a street name when they trying to find out where their destination is located instead of keeping their eyes on the road?
Don't go pointing fingers at one gender...its not a good thing to do and it makes you look bad.
I detest driving.