The 5 People That Can Defend Against A Zombie Invasion

Sunday, 19 April 2009

The 5 People That Can Defend Against A Zombie Invasion
Recently I went to visit a friend of mine, Joey, at his college. He's your typical college kid, spends more time playing video games, drinking and hanging out than doing actual work.

But Joey is a smart dude and still gets excellent grades even when he's addicted to playing Left 4 Dead.

So I had to ask him, who are the 5 people he would use to defend this country, if there was a zombie attack?

(Apparently Facebook already has a question similar to this, I remember Joey mentioning it to me as he went on to give me his list).

These are his top 5 people he would use to defend the United States if there was a zombie attack, in his own words:

Bruce Lee:

The most iconic martial artists ever, will easily kick Zombie ass. There is no way in hell can they stop Bruce Lee from just going off on these half dead things.

He'll beat the shit out of these guys so bad, they wish they effing stayed dead.

James Bond:

The suave yet dangerous assassin would easily take out zombies with his vast arsenal of gadgets.

John Connor:

If he can fight a war against robots, he can take out a bunch of zombies pretty easily.

Mohammad Ali:

Arguably the greatest athlete in the history of sports, can easily take out a bunch of mindless zombies. Fighting some of the most skilled boxers of his time, coupled with his swagger, he'd be talking trash to the zombies while throwing those mean punches.

Chuck Norris:

He's effing Chuck Norris. He's an army of one.

Who would you put in the front line in a battle against a zombie invasion?

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Bruce Lee and Chusk Norris! Or Batman.
- 4/19/2009 5:12 PM
- StrawberriesMimi@xanga (message)
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Chuck Norris? O rly?
- 4/19/2009 5:13 PM
- PsychedelicBreakfast@xanga (message)
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- 4/19/2009 5:19 PM
- INEEDHELPTOOYOUKNOW@xanga (message)
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Chuck Norris
- 4/19/2009 5:22 PM
- Dylan_Disast3r@xanga (message)
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Michael Jackson - He looks like the enemy.
- 4/19/2009 5:24 PM
- RazorBladeParade@xanga (message)
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any woman in middle of PMS'ing... must include... heh poor zombies wont stand a chance lol ... sighs...would have to feel sorry fer the zombies then...
- 4/19/2009 5:29 PM
- beforedawn@xanga (message)
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@beforedawn- Oh, really?
- 4/19/2009 5:31 PM
- womansofa@xanga (message)
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@womansofa@xanga - figure better the zombie than me...
- 4/19/2009 5:35 PM
- beforedawn@xanga (message)
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@beforedawn- Then, let's hope Midol goes bankrupt. (I still get mine.)
- 4/19/2009 5:47 PM
- womansofa@xanga (message)
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@RazorBladeParade@xanga - He is the enemy. "Thriller" was a foreshadowing.
- 4/19/2009 6:19 PM
- laytexduckie@xanga (message)
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@laytexduckie@xanga - Called it!
- 4/19/2009 6:21 PM
- RazorBladeParade@xanga (message)
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haha nice list !
- 4/19/2009 6:27 PM
- inspireothers@xanga (message)
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@womansofa@xanga - sighs..loves a woman what mainlines Midol....
- 4/19/2009 6:29 PM
- beforedawn@xanga (message)
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@beforedawn- You can let the zombies at me. Let's see who will win.
- 4/19/2009 6:36 PM
- womansofa@xanga (message)
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Heavy Weapons Guy
- 4/19/2009 7:11 PM
- democrab@xanga (message)
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you left out gordon freeman.
- 4/19/2009 7:40 PM
- SlackerSociety@xanga (message)
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The entire NRA.
- 4/19/2009 10:02 PM
- John_of_the_bloomdocks@xanga (message)
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bill gates and a load of employees. with money you can still buy a steel plated mansion that shoots laser beams. or build giant anti zombie robots, planes, ships, tanks, etc.
that is....assuming nobody sends a virus doesnt take them down first.
then i would say harry potter, just because he can probably take out an army with 2 words (with exception to "f*** you")
- 4/19/2009 10:07 PM
- UndefineDestiny@xanga (message)
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@womansofa@xanga - oouuuhhh k....? but would i be missing out ?
- 4/19/2009 10:27 PM
- beforedawn@xanga (message)
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@undefinedestiny- Voldemort would win... Jk. Harry Potter for shizzle. (For sure.)
- 4/19/2009 10:28 PM
- StrawberriesMimi@xanga (message)
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@beforedawn- ...sighs... No. You wouldn't ;D
- 4/19/2009 10:34 PM
- womansofa@xanga (message)
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what about bruce campbell??? from army of darkness
- 4/19/2009 10:43 PM
- Obi_Juan00@xanga (message)
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Jack Bauer
- 4/19/2009 11:15 PM
- obwaher@xanga (message)
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LOL the verizon guy...with the worlds largest network, there are no dead zones! haha!
- 4/20/2009 12:30 AM
- XxRobenXxAce@xanga (message)
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My thoughts exactly, BRUCE...Campbell, not Lee!!!!
- 4/20/2009 12:35 AM
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