Us guys, we like to think we can get away with a lot of things, like peeing in public but there are certain things a guy should never do in front of others.
Here's 6 things a guy should never do in front of other people, especially girls.
6. Scratch or grab his crotch:
Yeah it does get itchy down there but that doesn't mean you have to start scratching while people are looking at you. Guys are supposed to be tough, so tough it out and wait till you get home or find a restroom.
5. Check yourself in the mirror:
That's what women do, not guys. You wanna look to see if you're hair still looks good, don't do it in front of people. Check your hair as you leave the house, knowing you look damn good and won't ever have to check it again.
4. Playing with your buddies:
Guys tend to do this when they're drunk. They'll wrestle or fight their friends out in public. It's such a childish and lame thing to do. If you want to actually fight or wrestle your buddy, do it at home when others won't think you're a bunch of retarded fools.
3. Throw up:
You're a man, so drink up and make sure not to throw up. Most guys will keep drinking if challenged, and not many guys want to throw up. For some it's a sign of weakness, they can't hold their alcohol.
2. Arguing with wife/girlfriend
Don't ever do this in public unless you want to look like a fool. Almost 99% of the time what you say to her is going to be wrong, so by arguing, you're making yourself look like an idiot. A smart man would wait till he gets home, so he can give her a piece of his mind.
1. Cry
Under no circumstances should a guy cry in public. If you can find one reason why a guy should be crying in public, besides the death of a loved one, feel free to let me know, cuz I can't think of any at all.
Should guys be doing any of these things in public? What are some other things guys should never do in front of others?
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Comments (217)
I think it's fine if a guy wants to joke around with his buddy but he should never grab, fondle and fiddle with his crotch in public. Ever.
Numbering Fail.
I thought farting was gonna be on here too.
Your numbering needs another glance or two. The handling of the crotch thing and the drunken vomiting are two thing I hate to see men do in public. Lately I have noticed a lot of guys pulling out the waistband of their swim suit or sweat pants and looking inside right out in public. What's with that? Are you afraid it ran off while you were working out?
@echois23@xanga - bahahaha. That would be truly funny if that was possible.
I hate it when I'm talking to a guy and he keeps.... messing with it. Rearranging, scratching, whatever.
It's similarly inappropriate for women to adjust their bras in public -- minus the fact that showing a little bit for us is supposed to be attractive, and no one wants to see that from a guy.
How about sniff the armpits? Ew. Hehehe
Nice numbering, sport-o.
The "Playing With Your Buddies" thing is okay if you're a teenager or in your twenties, I think. I don't really mind that stuff.
So a guy shouldnt cry in public at all? What about at a funeral of a loved one?
Um is it just me or is that chick in that picture of them fighting like really... odd-shaped and disproportionate?
If I can't scratch myself, then chicks can't do it either. I don't wanna see a girl reaching down there on themselves, either, and I see it far too often.
btw - what happened to the numbers? Lol
i've always thought a guy crying in public is okay if there is enough reason for him to (like being in a funeral or seeing his wife hit by a car dying on the spot. lol.). you can't always control your emotions. but then again that's just me and i'm not a guy so...
I think it's okay if a guy cries for something worth crying for lol... just not like a big ass baby, though.
Michal Jackson wants guys to know its ok to grab their crotch in public
I don't know if I agree with the scratching thing. Grabbing absurdly, maybe. But sometimes a scratch just needs to be scratched.
I gotta grab my crotch, it won't stay in the same place.
BAHAHAHA this post is hilarious.
in that pic of a sexy businessman type of youthful guy grabbing his crotch is pretty hot to me lol but a pot bellied hairy geezer is a never do in public and should be ticketed for lewdness. and if it is a bunch of hot guys with hot bodies wrestling, then I don't mind. basically, anything that is suppose to be unappealing is suddenly sexy, if it is a hottie. that A-Rod pic is not hot though. I think he looks douchy
I don't mind a man who cries. I do mind a man that spits, that shit is gross and intolerable.Â
#6 & #2 AGREE!
#2 just makes you look like a douche LOL!
i think cryings OKAY. well not major weeping, but having some tears fine i think.
and grabbing crotch areas okay if they're joking bout smth i guess. agree with number 5 and 2 tho.
There's nothing wrong with "playing with your buddies" unless its somehow sexual. Other than that, it's just female injected bull to call that immature or foolish. Men have wrestled eachother since before recorded history and no blog post is going to change that.
Seriously, guys, I'm tried of the crotch-grabbing.