There's a movie coming out in the year 2010, THAT'S GOING TO BLOW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MIND.
It's not just going to blow your mind, it's gonna stab it, strangle it, pummel it, fire a mortar at it, take a chainsaw to it, and then detonate some C4 just for kicks.
This is a movie called
The Expendables. It is about a team of mercenaries that are sent to South America to overthrow a brutal dictator. It is written and directed by one
Sly Stallone.
Are you with me so far? Yea? Sounds pretty badass, doesn't it? But the badassery has just begun. Let's see who's in this movie:
Sylvester Stallone (of course), but oh who will be joining him as a mercenary sent into the jungle to blow up and kill everything in site?
Jason motherfucking StathamMickey RourkeArnold SchwarzeneggerTerry CrewsDanny TrejoStone Cold Steve AustinEric RobertsJet Li
and
DOLPH LUNDGREN (I've miss you so much, Dolph)
Fucking score. Oh, and there's some foxy ladies populating this flick who bring their own brand of badass as well:
Brittany MurphyCharisma CarpenterGiselle Itié The #1 reason to see this movie ... you know, other than the mass killing
Hooooooooooooly Crap. This thing is gonna have the highest body count of all time. If you like explosions, have we found the movie for you. I want to buy tickets now.
I desperately want to make jokes, but what can I say that that cast list doesn't? There's nothing left to be said. Each one of those names is worth a couple of bullets through the old skull. chyea.
All its missing is
Van Damme and
Tony Jaa, but if it had them there would never be a reason to make an action movie ever again.
Will The Expendables be the manliest movie ever made? Will it be the most awesome or badass? Are you excited?
The #1 reason to see this movie ... you know, other than the mass killing
Comments (19)
eeeeew. what a gross picture. he has a beyond horrible body.
Woot. Can't wait.
@s__erenity@xanga - He's been on steroids for years.
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - like that's an excuse. it's still unbelievably gross and seriously nearly blinded me.
@s__erenity@xanga - Yeah, his skin looks kinda disgusting.
Umm....this sounds ridiculous...And isn't Schwarzenegger still a governor? How does he have time to film a movie?
Hmm. I'll wait for the reviews thanks.
sylvester looks like gross there.....
Giselle is jizz-in-my-pants hot!!!!
Manly? No. Macho and brainless? Quite possibly.
And that is one scary picture. It looks like he's got rocks stuck under his skin.
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if that's true, then yes that'd be a kickass movie, but why would Arnold Schwartzeneggar be in the movie? he's a governor. he doesn't act anymore.
@jolee121910@xanga - Movie comes out next year.
Maybe his term is ending?
Idk
But Yes! I agree!
Any Movie with Arnold, and Sylvester is amazing in my eyes
love the abs but he's old enough to be my dad or even grandpa. eww
@s__erenity@xanga - Wouldn't be surprised though...he's really old. hahaha
@LadyLibellule@xanga - If it has Arnold and Sly in it it's going to be manly.
But you wouldn't know the difference anyway.
@lolquack@xanga - What other movie has ever had both Arnold and Sylvester? I can't think of one. This I have to see, even if they are old and on steroids.
All you need is Terminator & Rambo & Drago... all others are truly expendable.
@John_of_the_bloomdocks@xanga - I know. Because I'm just a stupid little woman.
@LadyLibellule@xanga - Nope, because you're a woman who thinks you can judge manliness. Stupidity is another issue.