@steph@datingish - we are all your good, good friends here sooo.... you know we have only your best interest at heart.... to make sure no other young woman has to go through this... please elaborate in far greater detail...describing when where and how many... how slow the clothes were taken off..discoveries made and deep detail of final acts..
Everything -_-
I dropped my water on someone today, hahaha. It's okay, I've had someone drop their coffee on me...
knocking at my ex's door one night with his girlfriend inside. tsk tsk...
Breaking my top two front teeth :\
I left 30 pounds of hamburger in the truck of my boss's car trunk. I forgot. He found it. I was not fired.
Going sledding and hitting a pipe and breaking my foot.
I asked the professor my freshman year in college how much money she makes
hitting my foot with my racket and creating a fracture...still have pain there after 5 years!
look at that picture. now imagine he's doing that, but with a bike. that's what i did....
jump out of a second story window with a big black garbage bag as my parachute. I was like 8 go figure.
Umm I have 2..
1- I was at my best friends house one night for a party and we were texting..and I went to go text her talkin shit about this guy who we had both dated before [just making fun of how much of a loser he is now] and definitely sent it to HIM instead of my friend!! And I didnt catch it in time..so I had to watch him read it. Fannnnntastic.
&2- after my birthday party last yr me & my then boyfriend went back to his apartment [where I was living too] and I was so wasted that I fell down the flight of stairs. concrete flight of stairs. ouch. he said he tried to catch me but I don't remember it at all. I just remember the disgusting scabs I had on my forehead & bridge of my nose the next day [that are now scars]. We broke up shortly after so I told ppl he pushed me. haha. in a joking way..of course ;]
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roll down a hill of snow on a skateboard with no wheels in central park.
Your mom.
:D
visiting this particular post and leaving a dumb comment
lately? @marshal_marshal@xanga - ^5
Lost my virginity for the stupidest reason.
sorry, but it is just soooo dumb that i won't even say...no, really :D
@beforedawn@xanga - :)) ^5
@steph@datingish - we are all your good, good friends here sooo.... you know we have only your best interest at heart.... to make sure no other young woman has to go through this... please elaborate in far greater detail...describing when where and how many... how slow the clothes were taken off..discoveries made and deep detail of final acts..
I dropped my water on someone today, hahaha. It's okay, I've had someone drop their coffee on me...
knocking at my ex's door one night with his girlfriend inside. tsk tsk...
Breaking my top two front teeth :\
I left 30 pounds of hamburger in the truck of my boss's car trunk. I forgot. He found it. I was not fired.
Going sledding and hitting a pipe and breaking my foot.
I asked the professor my freshman year in college how much money she makes
hitting my foot with my racket and creating a fracture...still have pain there after 5 years!
look at that picture. now imagine he's doing that, but with a bike. that's what i did....
@laytexduckie@xanga
i see what you did there.
@laytexduckie@xanga - hahaha niceee
I jumped into a pool with my clothes on....with my cell phone AND my dad's cell phone in my pockets.....it was not good.
Easy When I was in second grade my friend dared me to go face first down the fire pole on the school playground..Not a pretty sight;p
@laytexduckie@xanga - lol niice
jump out of a second story window with a big black garbage bag as my parachute. I was like 8 go figure.
Umm I have 2..
1- I was at my best friends house one night for a party and we were texting..and I went to go text her talkin shit about this guy who we had both dated before [just making fun of how much of a loser he is now] and definitely sent it to HIM instead of my friend!! And I didnt catch it in time..so I had to watch him read it. Fannnnntastic.
&2- after my birthday party last yr me & my then boyfriend went back to his apartment [where I was living too] and I was so wasted that I fell down the flight of stairs. concrete flight of stairs. ouch. he said he tried to catch me but I don't remember it at all. I just remember the disgusting scabs I had on my forehead & bridge of my nose the next day [that are now scars]. We broke up shortly after so I told ppl he pushed me. haha. in a joking way..of course ;]
@xcarriex25@xanga - i loved your number 1 ;D