We decided we needed to balance it out after we "bashed" on women in one of our recent posts,
A Little Women Bashing. So here's one submitted to us through an email, from one of our female readers.
Guys are like...
- Placemats - They only show up when there's food on the dinner table.
- Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of tears.
- NBC's Fall Line Up - There's not enough there to keep you interested.
- Parking spots - The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
- Copy Machines - You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
- Soda - They get you feeling fizzy and excited but leave you feeling like shit in the end.
- Heels - Easy to walk on, once you get used to it.
- Coffee. - The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
- Mini Skirts - Can easily creep up on you if you're not careful.
- Toilet seats - They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
- PC's - The longer you have them around, the less they perform.
- Savings accounts - Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Are there any other things you can think of to add to this list?
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Comments (65)
purses- some cute, some hideous. replaceable and full of shit
Hahah, this is funny.
hahahahah wow, that's great.
lmfao that was great... and so was the purses comment haha. [=
Ha, wow, like, ha, this changed my life. Now I see how useless I really am as a man. I thought I was needed, but it turns out I'm only as important as a placemat. So much for reading blogs that make you go, "whoa, this was totally amazing."
*turns emo and kills self*
food. i devour then digest them. ohohohoho.
lol....
halo~
comment f0r y0u^^
haha this reminds me of this....
A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. "House" in French, is feminine-"la maison." "Pencil" in French, is masculine-"le crayon."
One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?" The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriatelyenough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine of a feminine noun. Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computer"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval;
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ('le computer") because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2.They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3.They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
@jenlibeans@xanga - Hahahahaha
Thank you, Mancouch!
lol
Mancouch, you are an epic fail. This is clearly not stuff for guys
Haha cute.
HAHAHAHA
while i do agree with @John_of_the_bloomdocks@xanga,
that was still funny :P
@laurenmaureen@xanga - Yeah, it'd have been funnier on a girl blog though.
@John_of_the_bloomdocks@xanga - i agree
@jenlibeans@xanga - Haha.
Since when did Mancouch care about being fair to women? Please stop appealing to women and start appealing to the men like you're supposed to.
I think PC says it best.
Prepare for womancouch.
guys are like plastic water bottles, a waste of space...but they are still around nonetheless
girls are like koalas, cute and cuddly but they'll claw your eyes out if you annoy them
I think there are more women on the mancouch than there are men...
THAT"S HECKA True.
well i would expect that to be true
that's some funny stuff.
LOL!
this is so sad......
men bashing on man couch
man couch you should be ashamed of yourselves.
lovelyish...datingish i could understand it
but this is weak.
thoroughly dissapointed.