Wednesday, 01 April 2009
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Finish This Line: Never Date a Woman Who _____.
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Finish this line: Never date a woman who _____.
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... is really a man... unless you're into that sort of thing...
...farts in front of you and is proud of...
is married to someone else.
@NVRSAD_DAY@xanga - i agree! hehe
___who does not put you as one of her priorities.
eats artichokes more than has sex with you...
wait. what?
won't clean your kitchen.
@NiDH0GG@xanga - what a prude, I feel sorry for your girlfriend.
Never date a woman who's last boyfriend was a prude.
Never Date a Woman Who........ has more facial hair than you do.
@brittbritt__x@xanga - I feel sorry for her too :)
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - haha what? your screen name is dare to be different, yet your standards for women are from the 1800's. Way to be different.
...won't remember your name
Looks like you.
@QuantumStorm@xanga - haha i like that one!
@brittbritt__x@xanga - I was being sarcastic, just to make the women mad. I'm not THAT dumb. Sheesh.
@blogsmack@xanga - That would be a challenge for me-to find a woman with more facial hair than I do...
@NiDH0GG@xanga - allllrighty then.
masticates openly in public?
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - Thats a great way to get some pussy. Keep it up.
@thecommonfate@xanga - I guess that opens up your possibilities then.
...has more balls than you! lol
@blogsmack@xanga - Yep, but it still makes me a little sad-
I will never be able to be with a werewolf.
@brittbritt__x@xanga - Excuse me? I'm not here to get pussy. I have a girlfriend, and she openly claims I'm nine hundred times better than her last boyfriend, who cheated on her and called her names. It's april fools day. I can't leave one sarcastic comment without someone jumping on my back about it?
...who can't support herself
@Dare2BDiferentt@xanga - haha relax im not jumping down your back, Im pointing out how completely hypocritical that was.
PS I would hope your not trying to get pussy on Xanga. THAT would be sad. I was talking generally, because obviously you would be like that in real life. Or are you just saying things to seem funny?
Either way, you loose. Try telling your girlfriend you wont date someone unless she cleans your kitchen, im sure she thinks that hilarious.