Bar Fight: Vince (ShamWow) Vs. Billy Mays (OxiClean)

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Bar Fight: Vince (ShamWow) Vs. Billy Mays (OxiClean)
Bar Fight

This week's Bar Fight will bring together, two of the most well known and annoying infomercial guys: Vince, the ShamWow guy versus Billy Mays the OxiClean man.

Vince as many of you already know, has been in the news recently for beating a hooker. Billy Mays has been peddling some new products like Orange Glo. Who would have thought, we'd pay so much attention to informercial dudes.

Well these two guys are going at it, who wins in this Bar Fight, Vince or Billy Mays? GOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Bill looks like he has a lot of strength and a short fuse. The other guy may be crazier, but I think that Bill would win in the end.
- 3/31/2009 4:01 PM
- jazziegal97@xanga (message)
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Vince, definitely.
He learned how to fight in Germany, so you KNOW he's good.
- 3/31/2009 4:15 PM
- the_lunchbox3@xanga (message)
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Shamwow guy.
- 3/31/2009 4:20 PM
- lovealways_l@xanga (message)
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lol i love it... every chick wants a smooth face boy toy but to fight...heh go with the beard lol...
- 3/31/2009 4:23 PM
- beforedawn@xanga (message)
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Well, given the hooker incident, I'd say Vince.
- 3/31/2009 4:26 PM
- Darth_Windows@xanga (message)
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Billy Mays--he's king of late night EXTREME advertising. No way he'd let some little ShamWOW! guy take over
- 3/31/2009 5:15 PM
- FallenReign@xanga (message)
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Billy Mays! don't mess with his attitude. man does that guy have a temper. also, i don't pick people who beat up hookers and get themselves arrested. so, Billy Mays it is. :)
- 3/31/2009 5:22 PM
- kmiahali@healthkicker (message)
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Billy would have all of his bodily fluids drained fromhim by the Sham Wow while Vince would be stuck on the wall with mighty puddy forever, the new type of crucifiction...
- 3/31/2009 5:30 PM
- Jpigg@xanga (message)
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BILLY MAYS. He's find some way to superglue Vince to the floor and proceed to knock him out. =)
- 3/31/2009 5:35 PM
- freeforming@xanga (message)
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Billy Mays. I mean yeah beating a hooker is awesome, but Billy would've killed her for biting his tongue, not just beat her. And he's got a huge weight advantage.
...And the other guy is a Petofyle. I mean "the kids are going to love my nuts?"
- 3/31/2009 6:52 PM
- John_of_the_bloomdocks@xanga (message)
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Billy Mays doesn't need a microphone to be heard. he is a beast. Billy Mays.
- 3/31/2009 6:55 PM
- jebdereb14@xanga (message)
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IT'S ORANGE GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!'

Billy Mays FTW! I have to agree with the above comments...it's the beard. If it's a bar fight clearly the man with the beard will out drink you. Not to mention he's been selling crappy home improvement products to us forever.

But Vince looks like he has a trick or two...he does that weird hypnotic eyebrow thing.

I'm certain Billy Mays will take the Super Slider, smack Vince in the face silly, and spray KaBOOM in the wound. He'll steal the ShamWow and mop up his own sweat before he proceeds to then steal the slap chop, chop Vince's nuts and ask how everyone will love them now.
- 3/31/2009 7:01 PM
- Anonymous
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Billy Mays. He looks like he has a short fuse.
- 3/31/2009 7:17 PM
- SilentChildWhispering@xanga (message)
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Billy Mays. The end.
- 3/31/2009 7:18 PM
- eskeemo_kisses@xanga (message)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY2rD322UR4

HILARIOUS!
- 3/31/2009 7:49 PM
- admiral_007@xanga (message)
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Haha, the Shamwow dude got arrested for hitting a prostitute.
- 3/31/2009 8:43 PM
- XxBLooDy__VaLeNTiNexX@xanga (message)
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really? I thought the hooker bit him and he ran away.
- 4/1/2009 12:08 AM
- jhim43@xanga (message)
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mays!
- 4/1/2009 12:12 AM
- MZKRANKY_1@xanga (message)
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Billy Mays. no contest.
He will oxiclean that little german bitch.
- 4/1/2009 8:22 AM
- Anonymous
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Vince! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HIS NUTS!
- 4/1/2009 9:40 AM
- lady_sing_the_blues@xanga (message)
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@PunkRockCowboy@xanga - lol awesome
- 4/1/2009 10:16 AM
- desertraindrop86@xanga (message)
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Billy Mays, hands down!
- 4/1/2009 10:17 AM
- desertraindrop86@xanga (message)
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No contest. Vince all the way.
- 4/1/2009 3:11 PM
- Not_A_Marker@xanga (message)
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Vince, just look at the man's hands during the ShamWow commercial ("You following me camera guy?"). He could choke Billy Mays with two fingers and still slap chop me a fantastic tuna salad.
- 4/1/2009 6:10 PM
- XbabyK@xanga (message)
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Billy Mays.
The ShamWOW guy can only beat up hookers.
Also, Mays' beard is beyond awesome.
- 4/2/2009 8:03 PM
- stealingtheory@xanga (message)
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